Let's read!
Dear Ioden,
Why, oh why, don't you do anything anymore?! All you do is sit there and type journal entries and crap. What about ForumSpotting? What about comics? What about the stuff that made you famous?
Sincerely,
Joe Joeson, NY
Well, JJ, the thing is that... um... hey, a puppy!
Now that he's distracted you, it's time for me to cleverly get away. Bye, sucker! Hahaha!
[runs away very quickly]