Anyone out there still playing MKWii? Well I recently got back into it and was soon reminded how much I hate some of the tracks. So here's my list:
10. GBA Shy Guy Beach
Never liked the fact of the water slowing you down. Also, I always seem to get hit by those crabs and it just comes off as a nuisance. The course doesn't change at all and while it's short it still manages to become really boring and/or frustrating.
9. Luigi Circuit
It's good for a few fast-paced races, but the long wide road is an obvious giveaway that this is in fact the very first, and very simplest, course in the game.
8. Moo Moo Meadows
There are plenty of great scenic courses in the game, and this not one of them. Like Shy Guy Beach, it gets old fast.
7. Daisy Circuit
Not sure why they added an extra circuit into the mix, as the cla ssic Mario Circuit and even Luigi Circuit kind of overshadow it in the end.
6. N64 Sherbet Land
This track is definitely dated. It wasn't the strongest in its original game and it comes across as long and boring now.
5. GCN Peach Beach
One of the weakest in Double Dash, and its the same deal here. Those stupid ducks are all that's there to be interesting, and they are just annoying instead.
4. DS Yoshi Falls
It's really short, doesn't change much, and it's surrounded by other, much better courses.
3. DS Desert Hills
There's something not right about this one. Maybe it's because Dry Dry Ruins is a lot better, bu Desert Hills just doesn't end up as enjoyable as the rest.
2. Wario's Gold Mine
I really don't know exactly why. The music is good, but to be honest, my luck is always terrible on this course and I feel like it wasn't designed very well somehow. It's just not that fun most of the time.
1. Mushroom Gorge
Almost everything about it is awful. The bouncy mushrooms are pretty much a horrible thing to put in Mario Kart. They bounce you wildly in the air to where you are infinitely vulnerable to cheap blue shell and lightning shots, which undoubtedly plummet you to your death. And other than that it's not remotely challenging in any way; it just depends on your luck on the mushrooms. And I hate, HATE the fact that people online often pick this course.
I'll probably do a ten best list at some point also. Tell me what you think of my list in the comments. Thanks for reading!
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