Nearly a week after stirring an internet firestorm with his comments regarding an erotic redesign of Metal Gear Solid V characters, and a few days after a "clarification" of those comments, Hideo Kojima is back in the news again, this time to provide what he calls "the final word" on the matter.

"And that final word? Animal j*zz." 

Kojima later elaborated, "Basically, every female character in Metal Gear Solid 5 will, at some point in the narrative, bl*w a horse. Or a donkey, maybe. Livestock will receive oral pleasure, that's the gist of it. And Quiet will probably do two camels at once. There's a hump joke in there somewhere. LAWL." 

In the 5000-word blog post, which ranges from an intense symposium on the value of animal Heintei, to a profanity-laced all-caps attack on a PF Chang's waitress he says "played games with my heart," Kojima defends his decision to shift the MGS franchise away from the mainstream, and into the decidedly niche market he refers to as "dudes who like it NATURE-al."  

"There's still gonna be stealth and blah blah whatever, but our main focus during development was to get chicks to show up to cons slurping on plastic bull c*cks." 

We reached out to Kojima Productions for further comment, but we were told Kojima was busy "getting his goat on."