"If you didn't do it yourself, it hasn't been done right..."

*20 years from now at gas station in convienent store talking to clerk* "Alright sir, your loan for your gas has now been approved..."

*A guy and his neibor talking in the guys back yard* "Steve, why do you have sheep eating your gas?", "Well Dave, I'm going to be completely honest with you, it was cheaping than getting more gas for the lawn mower"

"You know, no matter race, or language, we all have one thing in common... Enjoying a good laugh every now and again"