In honor of Kate Walsh leaving Grey's, here are some of my favorite quotes from her:
Richard: You have coffee stain on your shirt.
Addison: You had a bed on your couch.
Richard: I hope you're not planning on seeing patients in your sweat suit.
Addison: Actually, um... I need the day off.
Richard: A day off, for what?
Addison: For drinking. I am feeling the need to do some drinking. Actually, I'm feeling the need to do some crying, but my tear ducts seem to be too proud, so I am going to do some drinking instead.
Richard: What, no laboring moms today?
Addison: No...because I think God knows that I need to do some drinking today.
Richard: Do you wanna talk about it Addy, or do you wanna be glib a little bit longer?
Addison: Why are you living in your office?
Richard: Marriage is...hard.
Addison: Well, thank goodness. Mine seems to be just about over
Addison: Dr. Stevens.
Izzie: Please don't call me "doctor."
Addison: Oookay, please don't call me "Mrs. Shepherd." Haaaa! That's funny.
Izzie: She's drunk.
Joe: This is true.
Addison: Did you know about the slutty sex your slutty friend had with myyyy super slutty husband?
Izzie: You should have a muffin. They're really good and they'll help you.
Addison: I may be beyond help.
Izzie: Yeah, me too. (walks out) Don't let her drive Joe.
Addison (eats a muffin): Mmm. (with her mouth ful) Good.
Addison (drunk): I've decided that I'm gonna get really fat. Just as a stop gap, just until I figure out another plan. Eat alllll of these muffins and I'm gonna get really gloriously fat. It's over. Over. Ooover. I'm talking about the last 1/3 of my life, Miranda. How can that be just over> How can that just end? Over a skanky pair of panties and bad tux. I'm desirable Amanda.
Bailey: Miranda.
Addison: Right. Joe, I'm desirable right?
Joe: I have a boyfriend.
Addison: Be that as it may, I don't need me to tell you how wildly attractive I am. Wildly attractive.
Joe: You are. Your wildly attractive cab is here.
Addison: It is?
Joe: You told me to call a cab at ten. It's ten. (leaves)
Addison: It is? I guess that's for the best huh?
Bailey: I would say so.
Addison: What are you doing here? You just pick up and leave everything, your house, your practice, your friends. You had a life in Manhattan.
Derek: Had.
Addison: And now you have a girlfriend in Seattle. She seems... sweet.
Derek: The ice you're on... thin.
Addison: She's young. That whole wide-eyed "ooh, he's a brain surgeon" thing happening, but still sweet. Which is what you were going for, right? The anti-Addison.
Addison: Well, at that point, I wasn't thinking at all, Derek, I was just scratching an itch. We got succesful, you and me. We got busy and we got lazy. We didn't even bother to fight anymore, Derek, and Mark was there and I missed you and now I'm sorry. I'm more sorry than you could possibly imagine, but at least I'm talking to you about it.
Derek: If you want me to clear you, you should have thought about that before you gave chief to Burke. And before you invited Satan to Seattle.
Richard: Satan?
(Addison gets in the evelvator)
Addison: Good morning. Richard, I like the hat.
Derek (addressing Dr. Webber): Satan speaks.
Addison: Actually, I prefer to be called Ruler of All That Is Evil.(Richard laughs) But I will answer to Satan.
Addison: Well, isn't this cozy. Can I join in or are you not in to threesomes?
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