Socks!

I don't exactly know why -but I think socks rock. I have no idea what it is but recently I turned into some kind of monster. I wear socks all the time, I change socks about three times a day! I feel weird when I'm not wearing any -I'm going nuts or something. When I wore them at school with sneakers I would come home and go barefoot but now a few years after the cold winter I just wear socks -like always. I got cold feet in winter and started wearing socks all the time and changing them regularly so I was always in a clean pair and now it seems the habbit has stuck.

They feel comfortable and snug and I feel uneasy when I'm not in them -it's official -I've lost the plot or something :(

My only hope is that a law comes into play to stop me -and even then I'll probably end up a sock addict breaking into houses stealing socks to wear.

Phase 1: Collect Socks

Phase 2: .....

Phase 3 : Profit!