The other day I awoke from my prolonged slumber, as usual my hair was a tangled mess, as sleep is of course one of the most violent and turbulent conditions of all. I walked through the hallway and into the bathroom, where I grabbed a brush and prepared to turn that tangled heap into my usual, fairly neat hairstyle. After no more than a single brush stroke, I noticed something; two thick locks of hair were draping down across my forehead to form a perfect 'X'. 

I took it as a sign.

3 WEEKS BIATCH!

Hey fools, I just got my first 2 Xbox 360 games today with the purchase of the massive entertainment pack, it also included my first wireless controller and a one month trial subscription for Xbox Live.

My new games are Project Gotham Racing 3 and Dead or Alive 4.

Now, only 5 weeks until I get my console.

Am I crazy for writing this blog? PERHAPS! But gosh darnit I'm excited.

Alrighty then, hello to whoever may be reading this, nice to see you both.

Those who know me will know I am not much of a blogger, I don't blog, I am a non-blogger, I am an antiblogist. I never really find that I have much to say. BUT seeing as how this is GAMEspot, perhaps you all would like to know I have lay-bought an XBOX 360 today, a whole 20 dollars. Yes, it will take me a few months to pay it off, especially with this employment drought I seem to be going through, but by gum, I'll get one sooner or later.

Thank you for your time. Tune in next week to see Lions eat small children.