-I don't know what we're yelling about.
-Loud Noises!
-Yeah, I stabbed a man in the heart.
-Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident.
-I ate a big, red candle.
-I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party.
-Where'd you get those clothes from, the toilet store?
-I pooped a hammer.
-I pooped a Cornish game hen.
-I love... carpet.
-I love... desk.
-I love lamp.
-I'm Brick Tamland. People seem to like me because I am polite and I am rarely late. I like to eat ice cream and I really enjoy a nice pair of slacks. Years later, a doctor will tell me that I have an I.Q. of 48 and am what some people call mentally retarded.
-I read somewhere their periods attract bears. Bears can smell the menstruation.
-I ate fiberglass insulation. It wasn't cotton candy like the guy said... my tummy itches.
-Sorry, Champ. I think I ate your chocolate squirrel.
-Mm. I just burned my tongue.