Ned: We gotta stop Spence from kissing Suzie!
Cookie: And alack! I should be on that stage.
Spencer: (on stage) Where shall we dine?
Cookie: I'm clearly a superior actor to Spencer. I nailed that audition!
(Flashback to play auditions, Cookie runs in and pauses. Moze and Mr. Combover stare at him.)
Cookie: Alack! There lies more peril in thine eyes than in twenty swords! Alack again! ALACK ALACK. (does the worm) Alack a lack it like that!!!
Mr. Combover: Thank you, I think!?!?

Moze: Don't be jealous, Ned.
Spencer: Be jealous, be VERY jealous.

Ned: (to himself) "I should be with Susie, right? Right!"
Cookie: "You have to help ME!" (waves permission slip

Moze: What's going on?
Ned: What? Can't a guy, who's just trying to be a better person because someday I'm going to be going out with someone and I want to be a great boyfriend, share a beverage with you while Faymen's not around?
Moze: I gotta go!

Cookie: "Is that the new Teen Zine? Rate your date. Who's the best guy for you... Faymen or NED???!!!"

[BIG Shocked expression]

Cookie: "You're testing Faymen against Ned, with a MAGAZINE?!"

Moze: "I'M OUT OF IDEAS! And, it's 90% accurate!If you say anything, I WILL terminate you."

Ned: "Good Now go find out if Moze likes me."

Gordy: "What? I am not Cupid you know. I have a job you know..."

Ned & Gordy: "Hahahaha!"

Gordy: "Fine I'll go find out."