Crap happened. And it happened hard.

Peace.

This whole "Valentines Day" thing. It really isn't as bad as I thought. Writing poems and reciting them can get you in easy with a girl. I know this, because I did it. Got a kiss too.

Man, I'm awesome.

Me and my boy Al wanna do some reunion crap up in this mug, but the man be holding us down! "Oh, I'm sorry, we don't have Champions of Norrath: Return to Arms." Well screw you too. Customer service my ass.

Jack Bauer is my fictional hero. This can can do anything, at anytime. In this season, he has done so many incredible things (i.e. BROUGHT TONY BACK!) and other crap.

Anyway, I'm done for the first thing.

Peace and chicken grease,
Joey