I'm not going to be on TV.com for awhile. I am still on FanFiction Net but unless you have an account there, I'm practically gone. I refuse to disclose the reason why.

Until one day,

Alaina Catherine Marino

Westley School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and Chaos

Part I

(Curtains open to reveal LI'L D, a good-looking African-American boy and WESLEY, a pale boy of Australian descent with red hair. It is an overcast day. WESLEY wears a green and silver robe while LI'L D wears a similar robe, only his is scarlet and gold. Both are mounted on broomsticks. Twelve other players, half in green and silver and the other half in scarlet and gold are also present.)

LI'L D
I've got to get the snitch!
I've got to get the Snitch!
The game is called Quidditch, and
I've got to get the Snitch!

Flying through the air on a broom.
I try my very best to avoid my doom
When in the corner of my eye it will loom.
The Snitch!

I've got to get the snitch!
I've got to get the Snitch!
I'm flying round the pitch and
I've really got an itch.
Wesley Cithr may know the pitch but his father is a b****

WESLEY (spoken)
Hey I'll throw you down a ditch and I'll beat you till you twitch!

LI'L D
This will go without a hitch.

(PHIL, a tall lanky Caucasian boy with curly red hair, goggles and a high-pitched southern accent, wearing a black cloak over a gray shirt and dark gray pants, and he also has a scarlet and gold tie, sits in the stands)

PHIL (spoken)
Sometimes I wish I was a witch!

LI'L D
I've got to get
the sniiiiiiitch- oof!
(Gets hit by Bludger)

(LI'L D falls off the broom, but in the process, he grabs aball about the same diameterof a walnut colored gold with wings as he crash-lands. It is the Golden Snitch. Our attention goes to KIM, a girl who is dressed in the same attire as PHIL, except that she has a skirt instead of pants.)

KIM (Using a loudspeaker)

Li'l D has caught the Golden Snitch! Pathidor beats Leoythin 180 to 50!

(Later that day, LI'L D is wearing the same uniform as KIM and PHIL. They are walking down the halls of Westley School of Witchcraft and Wizardry to the dungeon in which Potions is taught.)

PHIL

Nice going Li'l D! You should have seen the look on Wesley's face!

(Wesley, wearing similar clothes to the trio but he has a green and silver tie instead, passes by.)

WESLEY (With anger)

You only won because of sheer dumb luck.

(They arrive in the dungeon. Students of all houses, some with scarlet and gold ties representing Pathidor, some with green and silver ties representing Leoythin, some with blue and bronze representing Tigerclaw, and some with yellow and black ties representing Cheetahgrowl, are seated. SCARIFINA, a 28-year-old witch with greasy black hair, green eyes, with a thin build and of average height wearing all black robes, enters. She speaks with a Jersey accent.)

SCARIFINA

I am Scarifina, the Potions Master. Turn to page 395.

(LI'L D isn't paying attention. SCARIFINA notices this and goes over to investigate.)

SCARIFINA

I know that your daydream is important, but still, PAY ATTENTION!!

LI'L D (A bit surprised)

Huh?

SCARIFINA

Oh dear, it seems as though fame isn't everything. Tut, tut, detention. And fifty points will be taken from Pathidor.

(An explosion from a nearby cauldron is heard)

SCARIFINA (Annoyed)

Peter! Don't pick your nose when brewing a potion!!

(Camera zooms to PETER, a hulking Leoythin student. He is picking his nose.)

PETER

Sorry Professor Winston...

(SCARIFINA goes over to PETER.)

SCARIFINA

I believe this is the fourth one this week?

PHIL (All the way across the dungeon)

Actually, it's the third.

SCARIFINA (Shouting to PHIL)

Detention for blurting out! And another fifty points from Pathidor!

KIM (Nearby)

Hey, don't pick on them! They can't help it!

SCARIFINA (Turns to KIM)

Don't apprehend me Kim! Detention as well, and yet another fifty points from Pathidor!!

(LI'L D, PHIL, and KIM look sick.)

SCARIFINA (While returning to her desk)

Anyways, as your Ordinary Wizarding Level exams are coming up, you will be required to brew the Polyjuice Potion, which by your year you should be able to brew!

(Scene change to SCARIFINA's private quarters at night. Cue "Cure My Love" music.

SCARIFINA
There were oh-so-many potions in the world
For almost anything that you wish to achieve
You can bottle fame and brew glory, but
You cannot put a stopper on my pain.

Oh sweet Blake Lee

He left the world too young

His death permanently broke my heart.

There is no potion that can mend a broken heart.
I know this always will be true.
There are remedies for impotence and mind-expanding hallucinogens, but
there's is nothing that can cure my love for you.

(Enter LUNA, a Mexican man wearing a brown suit, enters)

LUNA

No there's nothing that can cure my love for you!

(Cries)

(SCARIFINA runs like hell out of her private quarters. She comes back with a bat.)

SCARIFINA
I hope I'm getting paid overtime for this!

(SCARIFINA hits LUNA with the bat, which causes him to fly off-stage. The curtains close.)

NARRATOR

And so, the first part of the pilot episode has unfolded! Will Scarifina ever discover the truth about her long-lost love? Will Li'l D's newfound fame get to his head? Will sparks fly between Kim and Phil? Will Luna salsa dance? And why am I asking all these questions?

I just got two teeth removed. I can't feel my upper jaw now but that'll fade by six. My parents (We moved back to Massachusetts) now have two daughters to be proud of- Ruby Susan Marino, the smart, and Alaina Catherine Marino, the brave.

Sorry about all of my recent absentences lately. I went on my first ever trip to Florida... And I'm sunbrunt all over to prove it...

Anyways, I learned that I really, really, REALLY don't like drunken people during Happy Hours!! My ears are STILL bleeding from it (Seth was singing an extremely off-key version of "Prototype").

Anyways... I shall try to be on as often as I can now.

I sister is writing this-

It's a lion Co3k story

Part One Prologe- The War Starts
Chapter 1- Finding the Boneyard
Chapter 2- The Rouge
Chapter 3- Murder Attempts
Chapter 4- Axis Ambush
Chapter 5- A Killer With a Lust For Leaving Blood
Chapter 6- The Plan is in Motion
Chapter 7- Hatred Drowned Out
Chapter 8- Ramsey
Chapter 9- The Final Battle
Chapter 10- A Bold New Era

Part Two Prologe- Phil's Exile
Chapter 11- Be Prepared
Chapter 12- What's Wrong With the Pride?
Chapter 13- The Stampede
Chapter 14- Not One of Us
Chapter 15- Following in Pawprints
Chapter 16- Tracking Down
Chapter 17- Cornered
Chapter 18- The Battle
Chapter 19- At the Hyenas' Mercy
Epiloge/Chapter 20- Circle Restored

Character Cast-

Sunny- The father of Li'l D and Tamika and the leader of the Allied prides, he is a stern but kind ruler. Although he is concerned about the war, the always manages to spend some time with the cubs when they are young and hopes that Li'l D or Tamika will continue his legacy. Later dying from wounds after the final Allied-Axis battle (Allies were victorious), Li'l D takes his place. He later becomes the (deceased) grandfather of Celleste.

Li'l D- One of the two cubs born during the war (Tamika was the other- Madison was born a little after "The Thraw", Eddie was born before the war, and Kim and Kam were born a year after Madison), Li'l D is one of Sunny's two possible sucessors. He has a crush on Madison and is a bit gullible. First a cub, later a teenager and than an adult, the father of Celleste. His two front legs and one of his back legs become useless at a point.

Tamika- A few weeks older than Li'l D, Tamika is the other possible successor of Sunny. First a cub, later a teenager and than an adult, Eddie has a crush on her, and although as a cub and teenager she doesn't like him back, she later falls for him after he saves her from death in a quicksand pit. Later becomes the acting Sovergien when Li'l D's legs are injured gravely.

Kim- One of the two survivors of octlets (Eight cubs; Kam is the other), Kim never knew her parents because her mother died giving birth and her father was killed during a visit to Axis grounds. First a cub, later a teenager and adult. Her mate is unknown, though Kim states that she is married when Celleste is almost ready to leave to hunt down her father's assailant. She is one of the brightest lionesses around.

Kam- Kim's twin brother, Kam is more rude and formal than Kim. First a cub, later a teenager and adult. He does not have a mate even though he is trying hard, though it can be presumed he had at least one mate in the past (Evident by his two cubs). Kam does not open up well to former Axis members due to the fact that they killed his father.

Eddie- One of the older cubs yet one of the duller, Eddie is the only cub born before the war that survived. The older brother of Madison, he is not willing to let her get hurt. He has a crush on Tamika, and later gains her favor after saving her from quicksand. First an older cub, later an older teenager and than an adult. He later becomes the acting Consort when Madison id bust nursing Li'l D back to his full strength.

Madison- Eddie's younger sister, she is usually the dumbest cub in the pride but displays rare fits of intelligence from time to time. First a cub, later a teenager than an adult. She later becomes Li'l D's wife and Queen Consort, losing the Consort position to Edie when she willingly steps down to help Li'l D get better. Dispite her low IQ, she was the first to notice Phil's hostility which was aimed at Sunny.

Phil- A rouge lion that had to fend for himself most of the time, he was the sole survivor of an Axis attack on his pride, the Czechlovakia pride. He is convinced by Saleri that the Allies attacked his pride and joins them as their assailant. After murdering several Allied pride leaders, such as Koing of the Yugoslavia pride as an older cub and younger teen, he is choosen to kill Sunny. He nearly does but never gets the chance. He later gives Li'l D his injuries. He is later cornered by an adult Celleste and killed by his own hyenas. Although his mate is never seen or mentioned, Phil had at least one cub by his death as evidenced by his "You may kill me, but what will your pride do when my son attacks it?" to Celleste.

Saleri- Sunny's worst enemy and the leader of the Axis prides, Saleri is the one responsile for the attack on Phil's pride. He later chooses Phil as his successor, having no children himself. He is a cunning thinker and master manipulator, corpting Phil to the Axis side when Phil is an older cub. Later dies from old age.

Celleste- The daughter of Li'l D and Madison, she is first a cub and than an adult. She is normally kind and happy, though when she confronts Phil, she is merciless on him. She vows to help out her father in any way possible and will try to convince Phil's son to be on the Allied side.

When a war starts between the rivaling prides of Sunny and Saleri, other prides take Sunny's (The Allies) or Saleri's side (Axis). However, Saleri attacks a neutral pride. The only survivor of the attacked pride is a young cub. ("Shadowlands")

Years pass, and the war has calmed down a bit now. Allied and Axis prides have a less tense relationship now. Sunny's son, Li'l D, his sister Tamika, and the other cubs Kim, Kam, Madison, and Eddie go to investigate a boneyard ("Being Sneaky"). However, a hyena ambush of Saleri's starting puts his plan into action. A rouge male shows up and fights off the hyenas, seemingly stopping his plan.

Back home, Sunny is not sure of weither or not to trust the rouge, Phil. However, he has many chances to kill Sunny during the time he is there, but his hatred is not strong enough to kill.

When two years pass, Sunny explains the story of the war between the Allies and the Axis. However, they end up in Saleri's territory. It turns out that this was intended by Saleri but not by Phil. In a chase up a dam clogging a river, Phil has a chance to kill Sunny and nearly does. However, Sunny is able to escape to the Allied territory, but a member of the Axis prides was killed, Brooklyn Bill.

Back home on Allied grounds, Sunny declares that a rouge is no longer allowed to join the pride. However, his wounds take a toll on him and he ends up fainting from exhastion.

On Axis grounds, Saleri lectures Phil and slashes him over a leg, leaving him with a jagged scar later in life. He than explains a new plan for Phil to carry out once he is older and transformed into "a killer with a lust for leaving blood".

Years pass, and the cubs grow into adults. Saleri reviews Phil's training and conditioning ("What is your destiny?" "I will avenge you. Help you reclaim your rightful place." "Exactly! And what have I taught you?" "Sunny and the Allied prides are my enemies. You and the Axis prides are my allies." "And what must you do?" "I must KILL Sunny."),deaming him ready. A fire starts by the doing of Bambi and Jam. Phil saves Tamika as part of the plan, trying to get in closer to Sunny through his daughter. Sunny reluctantly lets Phil back in at the pride's request.

Phil has many oppertunities to kill Sunny but cannot find it in his heart to kill. Once his cover was blown by the hyenas Jim, Freddie, and Addison, Phil is exiled from the pride and jouns another pride of rouges.

Once learning of the failure, Saleri uses his own daughter and son, Li'l G and Bambi, to sneak in and kill Sunny. Because they are inexperienced, they die trying.

A few years later, the final battle between Allied and Axis prides start. The Axis appears to be winning when the Susaka pride, led by Ramsey and his wife Amy, comes in on the Aliied side. However, Phil and a lioness he had taken a liking to had left years ago.

When Sunny dies from wounds after the Allied-won battle, Li'l D was the new leader of the Allied prides. He allows a considribky sruffier and skinnier Phil to rejoin the pride, although he is a bit tense.

Years pass, and the hatred Phil still harbors in him grows strong enough to completely overwhelm him. Li'l D notices this, and for Phil's own good, exiles him. The hatred grows stronger untill his good side is completely swallowed up by his dark side. To get revenge, he enlists the help of three hyenas to try and kill Li'l D. They fail, and this only succeeds in making him angerier.

When Li'l D and Madison's cub, Celleste, is an older cub, Phil, ever more evil (He's basicly a lion Hitler plots out a way to get his revenge. Using Celleste's native nature and the gullibity of Li'l D, he rallies his troops and has three create a trap that was intended to kill both Li'l D and Celleste, but at the last moment, Li'l D saved Celleste at the expance of his front legs and right-back leg being useless.

In the end, Phil's own anger and hatred were his undoing. Once Celleste is an adult, she learns that Phil caused the damage to her father and hunts him down. Phil blames his army, causing them to betray him once Celleste unintentionally throws him down a cliff. Phil tried to reconvince his army to remain on his side, but he was unsuccessful, and the hyena army tore into his body, his screams drawn out by the hyena's laughter.

Character deaths-
Sunny- Died from wounds after fighting Axis prides.
Kim and Kam's mother and siblings- Mother died giving birth, siblings didn't come out alive.
Brooklyn Bill- Killed in an attempt to impress Saleri.
Saleri- Old age (Phil is his successor)
Phil's pride and parents- Died in attack by Axis pride.
Phil- Hyenas tore into body.
Li'l G and Bambi- Lack of experience in killing.

Mufasa
[x] You are musclar
[] You have red hair
[] You are wise
[] You have a younger brother who secretly hates you
[] You would die to save your kid if you had one

Simba
[x] Your hair is untidy
[] You don't have our dad living anymore
[] You don't trust new people
[] You are/would be overprotective of your kid
[] A friend of yours has a flatuence problem

Nala
[] Your eyes are blue
[] You have sand-clored hair
[x] You are a strong fighter
[] You once pinned somebody
[] You don't like swimming

Scar
[x] You have a scar on your body
[x] Your hair is black
[] Your eyes are green
[x] You hate your older brother
[]x You would kill for power

Timon & Pumbaa
[] You have a flatuence problem
[] You live without worries
[x] You had a near-death situation
[] You wouldn't mind eating bugs
[x] You consider moving away from your family

Hyenas
[x] You like food
[] You are oftem seen with two ther people
[x] You know how to talk to the school bully
[x] You complain alot
[] You laugh alot

Li'l D
[] You have an obcession with a musican
[x] You are short (I'm not even 5')
[x] You have a skpper's hat or a baseball cap
[] You play/have played the drums
[x] You can be a bit overconfident
[] In your group of friends, you are the leader

Kam
[] You dress formally
[x] You play/have played the piano
[] You have lived in Ohio
[] You have a twin sister
[x] You once had your pants taken off and you didn't notice

Kim
[] You are into fashion
[x] You play/have played a precussion instrument
[] You have a twin brother
[] You once lived in Columbus, Ohio
[x] You have good common sense

Eddie
[] You know someone rich or are rich
[] You are blonde
[x] You play/have played a wind instrument
[] You have a crush on someone who doesn't like you back
[x] You are good at vetruilisim

Madison
[] You tend to space out alot
[] You are fairly tall
[] You play/have played the violin
[] Your hair gets frizzy easily
[] You are almost always smiling

Tamika
[x] You can be mean often
[x] Someone has a crush on you that you don't like
[] You play/have played the harp
[] You are a bit overweight
[x] You have hit someone on the head with a rolled-up piece of paper

Philly Phil
[] You are very tall
[] You play/have played the upright bass
[] You have red hair or close to that
[x] You are almost always hungry
[x] Most people consider you to be a nerd

Well-

Mufasa- 1/5, Simba- 1/5, Nala- 1/5, Scar- 4/5, Timon and Pumbaa- 2/5, Hyenas- 3/5, Li'l D- 3/5, Kam- 2/5, Kim- 2/5, Eddie- 2/5, Madison- 0/5, Tamika- 3/5. Phil- 2/5. I am the most like Scar.

After three long months on TV.com, I am FINALLY a level 2 user.... Meaning I can submit contributions w00t!!

That's all.

With a quiz I made a while back, as well as my sister's.

Mufasa
[] You are musclar
[] You have red hair
[] You are wise
[] You have a younger brother who secretly hates you
[] You would die to save your kid if you had one

Simba
[] Your hair is untidy
[] You don't have our dad living anymore
[] You don't trust new people
[] You are/would be overprotective of your kid
[] A friend of yours has a flatuence problem

Nala
[] Your eyes are blue
[] You have sand-clored hair
[] You are a strong fighter
[] You once pinned somebody
[] You don't like swimming

Scar
[] You have a scar on your body
[] Your hair is black
[] Your eyes are green
[] You hate your older brother
[] You would kill for power

Timon & Pumbaa
[] You have a flatuence problem
[] You live without worries
[] You had a near-death situation
[] You wouldn't mind eating bugs
[] You consider moving away from your family

Hyenas
[] You like food
[] You are oftem seen with two ther people
[] You know how to talk to the school bully
[] You complain alot
[] You laugh alot

Li'l D
[] You have an obcession with a musican
[] You are short
[] You have a skpper's hat or a baseball cap
[] You play/have played the drums
[] You can be a bit overconfident
[] In your group of friends, you are the leader

Kam
[] You dress formally
[] You play/have played the piano
[] You have lived in Ohio
[] You have a twin sister
[] You once had your pants taken off and you didn't notice

Kim
[] You are into fashion
[] You play/have played a precussion instrument
[] You have a twin brother
[] You once lived in Columbus, Ohio
[] You have good common sense

Eddie
[] You know someone rich or are rich
[] You are blonde
[] You play/have played a wind instrument
[] You have a crush on someone who doesn't like you back
[] You are good at vetruilisim

Madison
[] You tend to space out alot
[] You are fairly tall
[] You play/have played the violin
[] Your hair gets frizzy easily
[] You are almost always smiling

Tamika
[] You can be mean often
[] Someone has a crush on you that you don't like
[] You play/have played the harp
[] You are a bit overweight
[] You have hit someone on the head with a rolled-up piece of paper

Philly Phil
[] You are very tall
[] You play/have played the upright bass
[] You have red hair or close to that
[] You are almost always hungry
[] Most people consider you to be a nerd

Free to take.

1.) Are your parents married or divorced? Married

2.) Are you a vegetarian? No way on this earth.

3.) Do you believe in Heaven? no

4.) Have you ever come close to dying? If being attacked by heavy choreloads when I lived in America, then yes.

5.) What jewerly do you wear? None

6.) Favorite time of day? Night... and of course, it seems to come slower here...
7.) Do you eat the stems of broccoli? There's no broccoli in Japan

8.) Do you wear makeup? No way.

9.) Ever had plastic surgery? Nope

10.) Do you color your hair? Once...

11.) What do you wear in bed? Pants and a T-shirt

12.) Have you ever done anything illegal? Nope

13.) Can you roll your tounge? Yes

14.) Do you tweeze your eyebrows? nope

15.) What kind of sneakers? Beckinstocks

16.) What is your hair color? Black

17.) Future Child's Name? Yoko

18.) Do you snore? Yea...

19.) If you could go anywhere in the world, where would it be?I'm already here

20.) Do you sleep with stuffed animals? No.

21.) If you won the lottery, what would you do first? Donate to charities, than spend the rest to liven up Seth's house!

22.) Gold or silver? Both are SHINY!!

23.) Hamburger or hot dog? Hamburger.

24.) City, beach, or country? City

25.) If you could eat onefoodfor the rest ofyour life, what would it be? Rice.

26.) What was the last thing you touched? The keyboard

27.) Where did you eat last? Seth's house

28.) When was the last time you cried? When my 12-year-old dog died of a form of cancer...

29.) Do you read blogs? Yep.

30.) Would you ever go out dressed like the opposite sex? NO WAY ON THIS EARTH!!

31.) Ever been involved with the police? No.

32.) What's your favorite shampoo conditioner and soap? Pantene.

33.) Do you talk in your sleep? Occasionally

34.) Ocean or pool? Pool.

35.) Window seat or aisle? Window.

36.) Ever met anyone famous?Nope

37.) Do you feel that you've had a truly successful life?NO WAY ON THIS EARTH!!!

38.) Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it? Twirl.

39.) Ricki Lake or Oprah Winfrey? Both stink

40.) Basketball or Football?Baseball

41.) How long do your showers last? 10 minutes at most.

42.) Automatic or drive a stick? Automatic

43.) Cake or ice cream? Ice cream

44.) Are you self-conscious? A bit.

46.) Have you ever given money to a homeless person? If charties count, yes.

47.) Have you been in love? NO WAY ON THIS EARTH!!!

48.) Where do you wish you were? Already here

49.) Are you wearing socks? yep

50.) Have you ever ridden in an ambulance? Yea...

51.) Can you tango? I can't dance

52.) Las gift you've recieved? Seth gave us a free lunch at a sushi bar

53.) Last sport you played? None

54.) What's the one thing you couldn't live without? I don't know...

55.) Where do you live? Tokyo, Japan

56.) Where were you born? MA

57.) Last Wedding Attended? None

58.) Favorite fast food restaurant? Any sushi bar

59.) Most hated food? Broccol!!

60.) What is your least favorite film? Anything stupid.

61.) Can you sing? Can't sing without breaking something

62.) Last person you IMed? WTF

63.) Last place you went on holiday? None

64.) Favorite regular drink?Water

65.) Current Crush? None

Okay, now onto my real point. I live in a small house with my sister Ruby and cousin Seth. I am almost over my jet lag and I have just gotten news that we'll have to move again to South Korea. We're moving near the end of August. Ugh, I think I don't like this movina-from-country-to-country thing. Good thing I have all of my old computer's data on a laptop.