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Ten things she never wants to see you do:
-Blow smoke rings
-Sign off an e-mail with "Thx"
-Reveal the real amount in your personal savings account
-Play guitar hero 3
-Talk, with the knowledge, about any american tv show with a story revolving around the relationships between three or more female leads
-Iron
-Breathe heavily through your nose while reading in bed
-Get cramp from sex
-Talk constantly about Carla Bruni's "elegance"

Ten things she never wants you to say:
-"Booyakasha!"
-"Sports memorabilia"
-"But Adam's my wingman"
-"NBF?"
-"I gave her the fanny gallops"
-"Yippie kay yay"
-"Split it?"
-"Fugly"
-"Bro!"
-"lol"