So it's been announced that Namco is going to include Star Wars icons Darth Vader and Yoda in the PS3 and XBox 360 versions of Soul Calibur IV. What you may not know about are the OTHER cameo characters debuting in the game. Yes, you heard it here first fellow gamers! Having snuck into Namco-Bandai's secret volcano lair, I have stolen the character list, which I have copied word for word just for you. Here now is a complete list of new selectable characters:

-Darth Vader (Dark Lord of the Sith, obvious samurai knock-off)

-Yoda (Jedi Master, talks like my grandmother)

-Optimus Prime (Leader of the Auto-bots, good highway mileage)

-Dante (Protaganist of Devil May Cry Series, metrosexual)

-Jenova (Final Fantasy VII science experiment, has eyes for nipples)

-Indiana Jones (Archeaologist extraordinare, whip afficiando)

-David Bowie (Rock legend, looks kinda like Ziggy from Xenosaga)

-The Red Ring of Death (Destroyer of consoles, known to strike fear into the hearts of gamers)

-Chuck Norris (Texas Ranger, slayer of gods)

-A Roll of Quarters (used by banks, worth $10)

-Stephen Colbert (Former Daily Show correspondant, inventor of the word "Truthiness")

-A Volkswagen Beetle (Popular hippie-mobile, occasionally known to burst into flames)

-Daffy Duck (Former cartoon star, demands that you shoot him now)

-The entire cast of Chicago (Oscar award winners, claims that he had it comin')

-Bruce Campbell (Zombie slayer, the only reason to buy Old Spice deoderant)

Remember, you heard it here first!