Do I have to speak about this sad press conference? Yeah, apparently do. Atrocious is the right word. Started out fine with the logical releases of Pikmin and new Mario. lazy Mario tell the truth, nothing new here, just the same game re-released. Then the casual crap started to storm in. A brief moment of calm when they started speaking about the 3DS and its awesome games to come, but Reggie doesn't want 3DS on the show, soccer moms are watching the live conference, so we just had a glimpse at small clips from Luigi's Mansion and Castlevania for example, and jumped back on the casual bandwagon.

It can be summarized as this: 3DS rocks, Wii U sucks. It's hard for a console to beat the original Wii as the worst piece of crap ever, but the Wii U is thriving and comes with a vengeance. Re-releases of games like Mass Effect 3 and batman Arkham City won't do any good. All the crap, Wii Fit, Wii Music, Sing, Nintendo Land, Wii Sports can go to hell. I'm done with Nintendo.

* Nintendo's Press Conference starts awkward as ever, with Miyamoto and his Pikmin backstage.
* Mintendo is bothered that consoles can't be played if the TV is being used by someone else and that they can't be taken elsewhere, in other words, Nintendo is bothered that consoles aren't handhelds. The Wii U is born.
* Miyamoto announces the next Pikmin, even though nothing new here, it's Nintendo, these days expect the worst.
* New Pikmin look awesome, always bugs me I had to wait the end of a console life cycle (Wii) to get something like it.
* Challenge mode on Pikmin, always welcome. Even recent Mario Kart had this, and it always push the play time.
* Reggie is back. 23 WIi U titles in one and a half an hour. Looks interesting, but what are these?
* Now they want to show how the WIi U is a social window. Boredom started.
* Wii U will support 2 separate gamepads, I can't help but feel it's a step back.
* The guide through how you manipulate games on this new "thing" is quite unnecessary.
* The inicial screen of the Wii U looks terrible, childish as ever.
* Mii verse? That sounds more of something flashy without substance than anything else.
* New Super Mario Bros U. Nothing revolutionary here yet. But Mari is Mario.
* Heck, even Mario now looks casual, it sends the wrong message: "look how inoffensive I am, you'll never lose".
* Batman for WIi U, what might come of this...
* A re-release already? This sure doesn't look good.
* I'm convinced the Wii U brings nothing really interesting to replay the game, even who haven't played it, will be better off playing for real consoles.
* Scribblenauts is announced for the Wii U, they say a definitive edition. Don't know how you can have a definitive experience with Scribblenauts, but okay.
* Darksiders II, Mass Effect 3, Trine 2, Ninja Gaiden, all coming eventually. Mass Effect 3? Really? How about Oblivion as well? That's what you get from skipping a generation.
* Oh noes, Wii Fit time. Now that's Nintendo.
* Kill me now, I absolutely hate these Nintendo casual adverts.
* Oh my god, here they come, new game, Sing!
* This is embarrassing, I'm just hoping someone shoots me now, this is what the industry has turned into!
* 3DS games should save the day.
* New Mario looks interesting.
New Paper Mario for the 3DS, now things start to get interesting. Thank God the Wii came out of the scene.
* Luigi's Mansion for the 3DS, who needs thye Wii?!
* Castlevania, Mickey, Scribblenauts, Kingdom Hearts, all coming to the 3DS. The 3DS looks good.
* No, not the Wii U back!
* Lego game for the Wii U. Kill me now.
* OH NO, Just Dance 4! This is too much fail on only one console! Wii U I hope you burn in hell!
* ZombiU from Ubisoft. Looks interesting, I'm sure it will be not.
* A camera that turns you into a zombie, what I waited all my life, not.
* Assassin's Creed is the only thing slightly interesting from Ubisoft, let's not forget Rayman too.
* OMG Nintendo land, more like fail land!
* Oh no, here comes Wii Sports.
* What an embarrassing game they chose to show in Nintendo land, stop this now.
* We get it, Nintendo land is casual crap, now move on! No need to keep this up for this long.
* This is ridiculous, only a clip from Luigi's Mansion, mickey, Castlevania and the likes, and 30 minutes for this crap Nintendo Land. The world is wrong!
* All right, we get it, you make consoles for families. Well, none of them are watching this, how about gamers?
* It ended. The 3DS was great. The Wii U was absolutely crap. One coin, two extremely different sides. Thanks Nintendo, for ruining the industry I love. Unfortunately they "decided" not to show anything about the 3DS, why care for a launched product right?
* Not done, they want to show happy families all over again, and how the WIi U is different! So much fail.
* I keep wishing it was all a joke, and Nintendo will start the real conference anything now.
* They keep going with the conference and instead of showing what they did not show, like 3DS games, they show more Wii Fit U! I'm done, Nintendo burn in hell. I'm literally laughing here, this is ridiculous!
* Nintendo R.I.P. 2006

Score - 2/10