As you all probably know, there are a lot of kids these days that suffer from low self-esteem. Well, I have an answer......but it's going to take billions of our hard-earned tax dollars to implement. I believe that we need to overhaul our school transportation system. How will this help a child's self-esteem you ask.....simple. We need to manufacture buses that offer front row seating to comfortably fit at least 25 kids. This will not only assure that the back row is actually near the front of the bus but it will have the added advantage of keeping the trouble-makers near the front where they can be watched. No child wants to be ignored by being tucked away in the very back. Join my cause and we will put an end to low self esteem.

Oh....and here is the clincher......It will be easier to see the buses coming down the road..

Recap

Positives:

Increased self-esteem

Shorter buses

Trouble-makers near front

Buses will be even more visible

Negatives:

None that I am aware of....:P