If i were a bird, i'd poop on tom

I'm usually a nice guy, but i want this guy fired, then kicked out of the house by his wife, being left for another man, living on the streets and eating out of a trash can

Like this if he should lose his job

tom reviews the last of us

fanbyos rage and throw a fuss

people are arguing and throwing a fit

but at least we can all agree the xbox one is still shit

if this reaches 10,000 comments i will run out naked onto the court during the heat/spurs game 1

truth is, i have no pants on right now

If only 1up had learned how to troll this well they may have still been around

Even the other editors at gamespot are giving him dirty looks

James Harrison was fined 100k for this review

His bio

"you can just call him the jerk who hates all the things you love and loves all the things you hate."

Why is this hipster reviewing games again?