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Gamespot : The Trilogy.
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Damn my fingers were killing me from typing all that up,
I found it was a pretty enjoyable experience, I got my imagination up and running and it just kept on shining all the way through.
Props to jaydough, without you the movie wouldnt be the same
Wettal-Basic for those badass trailers
Hell everyone who was in the movie I give you props.
There are also numerous spin off but know this, I AM THE ORIGINAL ;)
I cant really find the threads but look them up.
GameSpot The Movie : Name your Role (there's a spinoff titled this too)
Gamespot The Movie : Enter the Epic
Gamespot The Movie : Story of a Legend.
And now, I'm going to put my Stanley Kuberick skills to rest...for now ;)
R.I.P Heath Ledger
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I cant ****ing believe he died!
I mean when I saw his character in the Dark Knight trailer, I could tell this would be a career highlight for him.
That means my favorite villian of all time will possibly never appear again
IF THEY RECAST LEDGER, I swear to god I will never watch another batman movie ever again,
Heath Ledger = The Joker
R.I.P. man.
If I keep this up I might be BANNED soon.
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I keep posting disruptively, without really knowing it.
Notice how I was level 28 before, now I'm level 27,
Follow my Example
Post right
Payce.
No Speed Racer No...
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Thank you Hollywood for ruining my childhood.
A fat chick's ass is like a sun.
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New years is coming up in like 10 hours
So i might as well wish everyone HAPPY NEW YEAR!
In my previous blog I mentioned that a woman's ass is like a planet and it has it's own orbit, of horney teenagers. Just like Jupiter has it's own orbit of horney moons, or any other planet for that matter.
Now the sun is a giant orb of fire, that even the slightest approach could kill you. It makes all the planets orbit around it, and the moons revolve around the planets. So in reality it has over like 50 billion things orbiting it.
Now a sun has an issue, every billion years or so, it'll expand then eventually explode killing all life around it.
Now a fat chick's ass is like a sun in the sence that it's a woman's ass, which is like a planet (read previous blog), but this one has it's own orbit. It PULLS you towards it, FORCING you to find some other route around it, because it takes up all the space. And I mention that a sun dies out, well fat chicks get heart attacks right, and when you die you release your bowels. Now when a fat chick releases her bowels, everyone around her (her orbit) dies.
Happy New Year everyone!
A woman's ass is like a planet.
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Well there's like an hour of christmas left, so hell why not blog something I thought of when I was pitch drunk at a family party (still slightly).
Now when you take a man and turn him to the side, what do you notice? That he is generally a board. the ass is like a flat rock, unless you're overweight then it'd a dimple filled moon, hey why dont we just call it a moon since a moon has crators.
Now take a woman and turn her side ways. You'll notice the big hefty lumps that pop out of her chest and her backside. You're instantly amused and what? You want to stick your willie in either side. Either the anus the meow or go in safe and stick it in between the cleavage, hey why not stick it in the mouth as well.
Now back on topic I said a woman's ass is like a planet.
Now Jupiter has like 16 moons (or however) that go around it in orbit, Jupiter is a big round planet. A Woman's ass has 16 or more teenage boys (or lesbian girls) hovering around it going wooaaaaaahhhh. So basically a woman's ass has it's own orbit of horney human beings. Just like a planet has it's own orbit of horney moons.
You all understand where i'm coming from?
Merry Christmas
Happy Hannuka
Kwanzaa that hoe
Mostly Merry Christmas.
They fired Gertsmann!!!!
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I've NEVER been a fan of that guy, BUT DUDE HIS KAYNE AND LYNCH REVIEW WAS SPOT ON. That game was BALLS, and he used his OPINION. How can you FIRE someone for giving a bad review? WHAT ****ING BULL**** is that? Ever heard of freedom of speach CNET you stupid d***weeds. IfI had a paid subscription I would ****ing cancel it right now. IF YOU HAVE A PAID SUBSCRIPTION CANCEL IT. GAMESPOT IS DEAD
HEAR ME
GAMESPOT
IS
DEAD.
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