New years is coming up in like 10 hours
So i might as well wish everyone HAPPY NEW YEAR!

In my previous blog I mentioned that a woman's ass is like a planet and it has it's own orbit, of horney teenagers. Just like Jupiter has it's own orbit of horney moons, or any other planet for that matter.

Now the sun is a giant orb of fire, that even the slightest approach could kill you. It makes all the planets orbit around it, and the moons revolve around the planets. So in reality it has over like 50 billion things orbiting it.

Now a sun has an issue, every billion years or so, it'll expand then eventually explode killing all life around it.

Now a fat chick's ass is like a sun in the sence that it's a woman's ass, which is like a planet (read previous blog), but this one has it's own orbit. It PULLS you towards it, FORCING you to find some other route around it, because it takes up all the space. And I mention that a sun dies out, well fat chicks get heart attacks right, and when you die you release your bowels. Now when a fat chick releases her bowels, everyone around her (her orbit) dies.

Happy New Year everyone!