Well there's like an hour of christmas left, so hell why not blog something I thought of when I was pitch drunk at a family party (still slightly).

Now when you take a man and turn him to the side, what do you notice? That he is generally a board. the ass is like a flat rock, unless you're overweight then it'd a dimple filled moon, hey why dont we just call it a moon since a moon has crators.

Now take a woman and turn her side ways. You'll notice the big hefty lumps that pop out of her chest and her backside. You're instantly amused and what? You want to stick your willie in either side. Either the anus the meow or go in safe and stick it in between the cleavage, hey why not stick it in the mouth as well.

Now back on topic I said a woman's ass is like a planet.

Now Jupiter has like 16 moons (or however) that go around it in orbit, Jupiter is a big round planet. A Woman's ass has 16 or more teenage boys (or lesbian girls) hovering around it going wooaaaaaahhhh. So basically a woman's ass has it's own orbit of horney human beings. Just like a planet has it's own orbit of horney moons.

You all understand where i'm coming from?

Merry Christmas
Happy Hannuka
Kwanzaa that hoe
Mostly Merry Christmas.