And the IT God brought forth the Holy Trinity of PC health and they were:
AVG Antivirus, Adaware and the mighty Spybot Search and Destroy. All looked on these and were happy for they worked and were free.
"But Lord we keep being hit with Trojans so all we do is run the holy trinity and can never game" The IT God heard their cries and his heart was full of pain for they could not even play Solitare. To end their suffering he then delivered the Sacred Shield of protection, Zone Alarm Firewall. All looked on this and were happy for it too worked and was also free.
"But Lord," they cried "we cannot get rid of some files and they are still causing us much pain!" The IT Lord again heard their cries and reminded them of the passage of Holy Scripture that says "Always ensure that thou turnest off System Restore before removing malware lest it be brought back by Windows" and they did this and all was well.
"But Lord," they cried "how dost one get off the beach in Company of Heroes?" and the Lord replied "Oh go look at Gamespot and work it out for thyselves" and he went back to fragging n00bs
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