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Official 250 ways to know you play super smash brothers melee way too much(part2

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169. you’ve asked peach for a date 168. you made models of each of the trophies in the game 167. you bought a real f zero ship off ebay 166. You have actually met Shigero online 165.you killed a person because they beat you using giga bowser 164.You Know the name of every character,stage,trophie,and event in game by heart 163-You sold your hand on E-Bay and replaced it with Samus's gun. 162-You have installed an "Announcer" speaker in your house which says everything you have ever done. 161-You have learned how to shoot fireballs out of your hands. 160-You have never left your house. 159-Whenever you start playing a match with your friends the anouncer says "Oh Dear God No!!!!!!! 158-You have sacrificed every single animal there has ever been and several that you made up on the spot in the name of SSBM.a 157.you bought pikimin 1 just to get the extra unlockable trophy and never played pikimin1 since 156- You think Jigglypuff should try to participated in American Idol. 153- you throw tennis balls expect pokemon to appeir 152: Your eating ORtororks for breakfast 151: Your suddenly a pokemon 150: you say the button names as you attack in a real fight 149- you hail the Game Manual more than the Bible. 148: You lick the game case before bed 147: You lick the game case when you wake up. 146: You lick the game case because you feel like it 145. You re-enact smash bros. battles in your backyard with friends...I actually did that 144When you see action movies, you refer to many of their killing blows as "smash attacks." 143. when you are asleep you dream of ssbm 142.When you arent playing you are zoned out and retreat to your mind to play ssbm 141:you have discovered perpetual energy to keep your energy bill from skyrocketing 140:you've been able to use ganondorf's sword 139:you have excluded the need to urinate to maximize your playing time 138:you havn't blinked since you got the game 137:the doctor says if you stand up from your sitting stance, your tendons will burst 136:you are your little brother's science fair experiment for addicting substances 135:doctor's believe you are past vegitated state 134:you have been mario 7 halloweens in a row 133:your mother is afraid to give you food now that you've bitten her hand off trying to turn off the television 132: when you eat food you expect it to sparkle and give you health.(that's all i could think of shut up!) 131. You smashed your thumb through the A button 130. You are constantly humming the very catchy theme song 129. You warm up by beating the game on VERY HARD mode, one life, no continues, as Jigglypuff 128. You can tell the name of every attack with every character 127. Your GameCube growls at you before your play SSBM. 126. You have a GameCube, TV, SSBM, Memory card, and controller set up in front of your toilet. 125. Your parents are Mario and Peach. 124. You fought with your SSBM game case 123. With 999% and 1 life you beat three level 9 Falcos 123: If your clothes smell like nacho cheese... 122: When you get defeated you make the noise Captain falcon makes...YYUUUOOOWWaaa!!! 121: You dont play Resident Evil 4 120: You think that you will unlock Sonic and Tails by defeating 100 wireframe men on Very Hard mode..... 122. You have defeated a team of a level 9 Marth and 2 Roys with Pichu, without taking a single percent of damage. 121. You can play perfectly with your tounge 120. You have several backup copies just incase you loose one 119. You can beat Adventure mode with one life on very hard with Donkey Konga bongos 118. You can beat adventure mode with one life on very hard with a DDR mat 122.) Roy starts to look hot to you and your name is BOB. 121.) The Mushroom Kingdom has formed on your palms from all the sweat. 117. You played it so much your gamecube exploaded 116. You played it so much your eyes exploaded 115. you played it so much when you played PS2 your gamecube yelled at you for cheating. 114.you played it so much your gamecube evolved into a gamesphere. 113 you played it so much you finally beat your imaginary friend Bruce. 112. When you label falco's side kick as a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick 111. For people who play Link too much, they scream like him in public 110. You put certain characters in at level one just so you can hear them scream while being launched off the screen while you are laughing sadistically 109. You unlock Tingle( what kind of moves would he have? Oh well, fun to beat up on) 108. Your hands become cramped in a controller holding position 107. You unlock Master Cheif (with sword) 106. The bombs become plasma grenades 105. When you call your dad link and your mom zelda 104. You played so much that your controller is stuck to your hands because the heat and intensity of your hands and sweat formed a new kind of glue. 103. You have a closet full of broken controllers. 102. You have the letter A printed on your hand. 101. You have a SSBM tatoo 100. You made your room have a toilet and diner and a bar with soda pops. 99. You jump off a cliff and think that you have an extra life. 98. You can only walk in two directions. 97. You freak out when your limo driver has white gloves and claps. 96. You jump off a cliff open your umbrella and think that you will land safely at 3mph 95 all you do is constantly attempt to beat yourself in classic mode, with every character 94 expecting to get a new trophy when the odds are 1% 93. Hacking the game to play vs in every level ever made including the adventure mode stages 92. You can beat the game using the DK Bongos 91. You have found a way to beat those wire frames in cruel meele only to find that as soon as you beat them, the game freezes 90. You make lookalike games on the internet.