Originally written: 1/5/10

The inevitable has happened. The Cartoon Network has dropped Looney Tunes from its lineup. Why? I have no clue. Perhaps because of the "violence", though Looney Tunes was pretty tame. My guess is that they wanted to make room for more live action garbage. It's called CARTOON Network, not LIVE ACTION Network. Take your Destroy Build Destroy somewhere else. For the few weeks that Looney Tunes was on CN again, I actually began to think that they actually knew what they were doing. I see that I was wrong. I personally think that someone should start a petition to get Looney Tunes returned to Cartoon Network permanently.

Tragic news from Hollywood. The King of Pop, Michael Jackson passed away on June 25, 2009. You're probably aware that Michael has recently become the target of many comedians and regular people alike. There have been alligations of child molestation and drug abuse. He is finally free of that. He's moonwalking up in Heaven now.

I actually did finish the saddest movie moments list, but couldn't post it for some reason. This list is going to take a while because it is by far the longest one I've ever done.

100.) South Park: Bigger, Longer, Uncut (1999) (Comments: Being a fan of South Park since the beginning, I was excited when this movie came out. Being 10 at the time, my only two options were either sneak in or wait for the VHS to come out. I chose option one and got caught. Luckily, my parents were the only cool parents and they had already let me watch the show.

99.) Rocky Balboa (2006) Comments: I love all the Rocky movies, but this one would probably be my least favorite for the simple reason that it's the last in the series. In my opinion, the series should continue until either Rocky or Sylvester Stallone die. It didn't really set anything up for a sequel, but if I remember correctly, neither did Rocky V. There should be a Rocky VII in which Rocky has a rematch with Mason "The Line" Dixon (his main opponent in Balboa).

98.) Batman Forever (1995) Comments: Even though Tim Burton was a much better director than Joel Schumacher, I will have to admit that I somewhat liked this movie. Jim Carrey basically steals the show as the Riddler, and Tommy Lee Jones makes a good Two-Face (although he pales in compairison to Aaron Eckhart in Dark Knight). Val Kilmer is okay as Batman, but is inferior to Michael Keaton.

97.) Hannibal (2001) Comments: This movie could also be called The Silence of the Lambs 2, because it is more of a direct sequel to Lambs than anything. It's not as good as Lambs, but it's still quite enjoyable. My one major complaint is the absence of Jodi Foster. Julianne Moore is an alright actress, but does not fill Jodi Foster's role as Clarice Starling well. The film's villain, Mason Verger, is also not quite as intimidating than Lambs' Buffalo Bill (I will say, however that he was played by Gary Oldman who always plays even the smallest character roles with great enthusiasm).

96.) Cars (2006) Comments: This is Disney's best film in a long time. Larry the Cable Guy (in a rare film role where he's a good actor) is hilarious as Mater the Tow Truck, and Owen Wilson is also good as Lightning McQueen the racecar. My one question is what the (expletive deleted) were they smoking when they came up with this? "Yeah, I'm so baked right now. Let's have a movie about cars going around doing people things. We'll call it...CARS!" But in all seriousness, the film was funny and good.

95.) Scary Movie (2000) Comments: This is one of the (Insert Genre) Movie films, such as Epic Movie, Date Movie, Superhero Movie and Disaster Movie. All of those were commercial and critical failures with the exceptions of the Scary Movie series and Superhero Movie. Scary Movie parodies the horror movies of the 90's such as Scream. It's funny until the very end. For example, there's one scene where a teacher is on the roof about to jump. The main characters are trying to figure out about the killer. One begins screaming "WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR??!!" over and over again, causing the teacher to jump.

94.) X-Men Origins: Wolverine (2009) Comments: This film is a prequel to the X-Men film trilogy. It goes back in time to show us how Wolverine (Hugh Jackman) became a superhero, how he got his metal claws, and partially answers many other unanswered questions. The film isn't perfect, but I will have to disagree with Roger Ebert's rating of two stars. Acording to him, Wolverine in nothing more than a story device for action sequences. I was disappointed with some of the casting, also. I was looking forward to Brian Cox to reprise his role as William Stryker, but alas, he was replaced (as was the guy who played Sabertooth in the first film). Despite the critics not liking it, a sequel will be made as well as a spinoff focusing on Deadpool.

93.) The Lion King 1 1/2 (2004) Comments: The Lion King 1 1/2 is a self-described "in-betweenquel", or as I like to call them, "midquels". It starts off with Timon (voiced by Nathan Lane) and Pumbaa (voiced by Ernie Sabella) watching the first film a la Mystery Science Theater 3000. It then proceeds to delve more into Timon and Pumbaa's pasts, including their time raising Simba. It's one of those films where its existance isn't exactly necessary, but it still makes for a good time.

92.) Plan 9 From Outer Space (1959) Comments: Plan 9 From Outer Space is a horrible movie. It is riddled with mistakes. My favorite thing about this movie is the Bela Lugosi double. For those of you who don't know the story, Bela Lugosi was supposed to be in this movie. Unfortunately, however, he died during production. Director Ed Wood's solution to this problem was to hire his wife's chiropractor to play the part. The chiropractor, Tom Mason, looked nothing like Lugosi. Because of this fact, he had to hold a cape in front of his face in all of his scenes. There's even one part where the cape starts to slip off Mason's shoulders and he has to stop to adjust it. This film makes the list not because it is the epitome of great films. On the contrary, it's one of those "so bad it's good" kind of films.

91.) Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls (1995) Comments: I have to admit that I actually liked this film. Jim Carrey's performance as Ace is so overacted and over the top that it is funny. The sequel to Ace Ventura: Pet Detective follows said detective to Africa to locate a rare bat. I don't really have too much to say about it. It is by no means a great film, but it is sort of enjoyable.

90.) The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993) Comments: This film is some of Tim Burton's finest work. The animation is good, the music is great and the plot is somewhat believable. It focuses on Jack Skellington, the king of Halloweentown, looking for something new because he has grown tired of scaring people. He stumbles onto a tree with a door on it and goes inside. It turns out that the door leads to Christmastown. Jack is intrigued by this new world and is determined to bring Christmas to Halloweentown, as well as to deliver the presents to give "Sandy Claws" a break. This film is perhaps my favorite Tim Burton movie.

89.) Toy Story 2 (1999) Comments: The sequel to the 1995 smash hit, Toy Story 2 has Sheriff Woody (voiced by Tom Hanks) being stolen away by an evil nerd named Al McWhiggin. I call him a nerd because he devotes his life to collecting every last piece of Woody merchandise. The other toys, led by Buzz Lghtyear (Tim Allen), go on a mission to rescue him. Meanwhile, at Al's apartment, Woody meets Jessie (Joan Cusack, in a rare role that doesn't star her brother) Stinky Pete (Kelsey Grammer) and Bullseye the horse. Jessie, Pete and Bullseye were all characters on Woody's TV show, Woody's Roundup. I don't want to give anything else away, but I will tell you that it holds a rare 100% on Rotten Tomatoes.

88.) Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace (1999) Comments: Although this is probably my least favorite Star Wars film, Phantom Menace did have one thing. Darth Maul. He wasn't not as cool as Boba Fett, or as intimidating as Darth Vader, but he was still pretty awesome. What really ruined this film for me, though, was Jar Jar Binks. While I don't hate him as much as everyone else (not an exaggeration), I actually find him much more appealing than the Ewoks.

87.) Charlie & the Chocolate Factory (2005) Comments: This film was directed by Tim Burton, who also directed The Nightmare Before Christmas and Beetlejuice. It is a remake of 1971's Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory. I actually liked this film a lot, but I put it pretty low on the list, mainly because of Johnny Depp's portrayal of Mr. Wonka. Don't get me wrong, Johnny Depp is a good actor and it's very hard to see that it's the same guy who played Jack Sparrow. However, this version of Wonka is more cynical. Many of the rotten kids' fates seem to have been planned out (especially Veruca Salt's).

86.) Kindergarten Cop (1990) Comments: While not particularly popular with critics, Kindergarten Cop has one of Arnold Schwarzenegger's most memorable performances. It is the story of Detective John Kimble, a police officer going undercover as a kindergarten teacher to catch a drug dealer. This movie is especially popular among soundboard prank callers because they often use lines from the film on unsuspecting victims. The film itself is also pretty good.

85.) Clerks II (2006) Comments: Clerks II is the sequel to Kevin Smith's first ever film Clerks. This time around, Dante Hicks and Randal Graves (Brian O'Halloran and Jeff Anderson, respectively) are working at Mooby's after Randal accidentally burns the Quick Stop down. Clerks II is, however, inferior to the original.

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It's been a long time since I've actually finished one of these. I've actually been planning to do this one for a long time. Just to let you know, there's going to be a lot of deaths in this list.

15.) The death of Flag in The Yearling (Comments: I never could take whenever an animal in a movie died. I still sometimes get choked up when I watch this movie. I never even felt it necessary to kill the deer in the first place. It never hurt anybody.)

14.) The "When She Loved Me" song from Toy Story 2 (Comments: There is a scene in Toy Story 2 in which Jessie sings this song describing how her beloved owner Emily matured into a teenager - and no longer played with toys - thereby abandoning Jesse under her bed - years later when the toy was rediscovered, Jesse's hopes were dashed when Emily left her in a charity donation box on the side of the road.

13.) The death of Harry Osbourne in Spiderman 3 (Comments: I don't know why, but I find that a character losing a friend is almost as sad as animals dying in a movie. I think that this wouldn't be as sad if it were silent.)

12.) The ending of E.T. (Comments: I think a lot of people have this as one of their saddest moments. You just get so...emotionally attached to E.T. and when it's time for him to go, you just put yourself in Eliot's shoes. Hey, at least he didn't die, right?)

11.) Tom Sennett's funeral in My Girl (Comments: This girl pretty much has her life ruined. Her only friend dies, his funeral is in her living room, her dad is the undertaker for Sennett's body, and she finds out that the teacher she has a crush on is getting married, all in the same day.)

10.) The death of Little Foot's mother in The Land Before Time (Comments: I think a lot of people were saddened by this moment. It actually made me feel sorry for something that's been dead for over 100 million years.)

9.) The death of the Mole in South Park: Bigger Longer Uncut (Comments: It's not so much the death that's sad, it's the song the Mole sings that's so sad. Naturally, it's Cartman's fault. He forgot to turn the alarm off and the Mole was mauled by guard dogs.)

8.) That one scene from Dumbo (Comments: The scene I'm referring to is the one where Dumbo is sad and Timothy takes him to see his mother. Dumbo's mother had been locked up in a crate for attacking a boy who lifted up Dumbo's ear and blew into it. Dumbo is too small to see his mother, and his mother is shackled to the wall. She sticks her trunk out the window if the crate and rocks Dumbo.)

7.) The death of Captain John Miller in Saving Private Ryan (Comments: The sacrificial death of Captain Miller and his dying words: "Earn this James. Earn it" and the scene 50 years later, with an old James Ryan standing at Miller's grave with his wife is a common sad moment among film lovers.)

6.) The death of Mufasa in the Lion King (Comments: I first saw the Lion King when I was five years old and cried when Mufasa was killed. This movie was actually where I first learned of the existance of death.)

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Recently, I've been asked to grade the things I review. So, here are the grades and descriptions.

Standard Grades

A: These are the best in show and have succeeded in gaining my approval. These aren't very common.

B: These are not quite as good as the "A" movies, but they are still pretty good. These are more common than "A"s.

C: These are the mediocre TV shows. They're watchable, but nothing too special. To put it in more simple words, "C"s are the "grey area" of TV. These are also common.

D: These are extremely bad, but not the worst in the business. They are not really common or rare.

F: The absolute worst in the business. These are nearly unwatchable.

There are also in-between grades, such as "A+", "A-", "B+", "B-", etc. But because of the stupid emoticons, I can't post them.

Everyone knows what a griefer is. For those who don't, it's a player who logs into an online game simply to aggravate other players. It can be very annoying, however it can also be very fun/funny. Follow this guide to become the bane of some gamers' existence whenever they play Halo 3.

Step 1: Gain the Lead, then hide somewhere elaborate (The Funny Part: Not only is this funny, it can also be very helpful in winning the game. The opposing team will have a very hard time coming back.)

Step 2: Camp (The Funny Part: If you are lucky enough, you will get an enemy team made up of little kids. Little kids tend to whine more and once, I even made one cry.)

Step 3: Steal Your Teammates' Kills (The Funny Part: This is almost always going to get your teammates very angry.)

Step 4: Shoot (but don't kill) Your Teammates (The Funny Part: If you shoot your teammates, eventually they will try to kill you. Let them, then boot them from the game when given the option.)

Step 5: Block a Door or a Path (The Funny Part: I cannot tell you how to do this because I don't know how.)

Step 6: Say (or yell) Annoying and/or Vulgar Things (The Funny Part: Simply the reactions of both teams is good enough. The only downside is that they will probably mute you.)

That is all for now. If you want to try this, go ahead. I may add more later.

Since I'm starting to wonder if I'll ever finish my Top 30 villains list, I've decided to do this instead. I've been intending to do this one for awhile now, along with a saddest moments countdown. This list may grow to over 25 entries.

25.) The Phantom's face is revealed in the 1925 version of Phantom of the Opera (User Comments: Lon Chaney is certainly one of the great actors of the early film era, and a godfather of monster movies, but it's his work as one of the greatest makeup magicians of all time that is is greatest legacy. The shocking scene where he removes his mask in Phantom of The Opera is a scene of horrific beauty. Chaney not only did his own makeup, but he devised many clever face changing effects like pulling his nostrils back with hair-pins. To audiences not yet used to something called a monster movie, Phantom of the Opera was a chilling masterpiece.)

24.) "DOROTHY GALE! DOROTHY GALE! DOROTHY GALE!" (User Comments: In the movie Return to Oz, the sequel to the 1939 classic The Wizard of Oz, there is this one scene where Dorothy has to steal a potion from a woman named Princess Mombi, who has the ability to change her head (she keeps many heads in a room). The potion is right next to one of her sleeping heads and Dorothy nearly retrieves it. However, she knocks an object down which wakes the head up. Soon, all the heads are awake screaming "DOROTHY GALE!" over and over again. This in turn wakes the body up. The headless body proceeds to chase Dorothy. This scene gave me nightmares for a few months before I finally got over it.)

23.) All Work and No Play makes Jack a Dull Boy from The Shining (User Comments: An infinite number of crazy things are already going on at the Overlook Hotel as Jack Torrance and his family are staying as caretakers for the winter. Jack wants to catch up on his writing, and has been spending days holed up typing away the great American masterpiece. His stressed out wife, Wendy, stumbles on a box full of his work, and she looks through in horror as every single page has the phrase, "All Work and No Play Makes Jack and Dull Boy" thousands and thousands of times. The real life compulsiveness of director Stanley Kubrick was even creepier, as he had each page typed manually, and did not permit xerox copies to be used.)

22.) The scene with all the bugs in Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom (User Comments: Raiders of the Lost Ark had some great moments where Indy was trapped in a room full of snakes, so Spielberg was hard pressed to come up with something in the second installment to raise the bar. He accomplished the goal brilliantly by casting every f*cking bug that ever lived in a horrible series of scenes where Indy and Short Round (who was already scary to listen to with his annoying shrill voice), and then the equally excruciating Kate Capshaw are trapped in a room full of insects galore! Spiders, scorpions, roaches, even scabies were there to crawl on every inch of these poor actors! There hasn't been this many bugs on the big screen since Sharon Stone's infamous leg spreading scene from Basic Instinct.)

21.) That scene where the Monster drowns Little Maria from Frankenstein (User Comments: Long before Lenny was accidentally killing puppies in "Of Mice And Men", Frankenstein's Monster had difficulty with beautiful fragile things. In this scene from the 1931 classic, The Monster plays with the innocent Maria, holding flowers and throwing them into the water together. It's a touching, tranquil, and sweet scene, until he runs out of flowers, and he tosses her into the lake where she drowns. Boris Karloff himself fought to get the scene cut from the film, as he felt it was too disturbing, and it was missing from all prints and TV broadcasts after 1937, and was not restored until 48 years later in a special videotape!)

20.) The tunnel scene from Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory (User Comments: A while ago, Saturday Night Live did a sketch parodying the 20th Anniversary release DVD of Willie Wonka. While showing a bogus outtake from the famous boat scene, the actor portraying Wonka breaks character and exclaims, "This is supposed to be a kid's movie, RIGHT?" As Wonka brings the kids and their parents on a boat ride, he begins shouting insane poetry while nightmarish imagery is projected on the walls. While just moments before the characters were delighted with giant lollipops and rivers made of chocolate, they know see such wholesome goodness as chickens getting their heads cut off, and enough psychotic LSD induced visions to bring Jerry Garcia back to life. Many versions of the film were edited to remove the chicken head cutting scene, while when FOX Family Channel aired the film, the entire boat sequence was removed. And let me just take a minute to praise the work of Gene Wilder. Such a great understated comic genius, and from interviews I've seen, he seems like a genuinely kind and great man.)

19.) Subliminal scares from both The Excorcist and Psyco (User Comments: Perhaps one of the scariest scenes in The Exorcist was a small scene that most people can't even recall seeing. While Father Karras is walking up the stairs from a subway, and has a vision of his mother, there's a single frame spliced in with this scary face. You can barely notice it when you're watching the film, but you get a strange chill when you do. Alfred Hitchcock employed a similar technique with Psycho, 13 years before. While the camera fades away from the institutionalized Norman Bates at the end of the film, you can see a skull superimposed onto his face for a couple frames of film.)

18.) The Pink Elephants on Parade segment from Dumbo (User Comments: An unlikely scary movie candidate, many folks (including myself) still can't shake the trip out fear from the famous alcohol induced Pink Elephants on Parade trip out sequence from Dumbo. Not to be confused with the Honey Overdose Heffalumps and Woozles flashback from Winnie The Pooh, decades later.)

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My previous movie list (Top 20 Best Movies) has been put on hold. I felt that 20 just wasn't enough. Some names got moved further up, some further down, some removed completely, and some new additions. In time, the list may increase in size. So, here's the sequel to my list:

30.) Lord Voldemort (Harry Potter series) portrayed by Ralph Fiennes first appeared in 1997 (novel debut), 2000 (film debut) (User Comments: In Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, Ralph Fiennes joined the cast of the Harry Potter films as Lord Voldemort. His flawless performence reinstated Lord Voldemort as one of the most intimidating villains in film or literature history. I look foreward to seeing more of this excellence in the future.)

29.) Gozer (Ghostbusters) portrayed by Slavitza Jovan voiced by Paddi Edwards first appeared in 1984 (User Comments: No comments needed.)

28.) John Kreese and Terry Silver (The Karate Kid franchise) portrayed by Martin Kove (John Kreese), Thomas Ian Griffith (Terry Silver) first appeared in 1984 (Kreese) 1989 (Silver) (User Comments: Later, not now)

27.) Mason Verger (Hannibal) portrayed by Gary Oldman first appeared in 1999 (novels) 2001 (film) (User Comments: Gary Oldman gave an absolutely stunning performance as Mason Verger in Hannibal. The make-up guys sure did a good job making his face look so hideous and grotesque. And with the voice, I had to be told that it was him. He wasn't as good a villain as Buffalo Bill or Francis Dolarhyde, but he still deserves a spot on this list.)

26.) The Joker (Cesar Romero) (Batman franchise) portrayed by (obviously) Ceasar Romero first appeared in 1966 (User Comments: There will be three different Jokers on here because each one has a different personality. First let's do Ceasar Romero's. This Joker is more insane than evil. Like a demented Ronald McDonald. Romero didn't even shave his moustache while filming. Now that's evil.)

25.) Gaston (Beauty and the Beast) voiced by Richard White first appeared in 1991 (User Comments: This is a very different kind of Disney villain. He doesn't start off as the epitome of evil, or even as a villain. He just starts off as a jerk, egocentric and totally self-absorbed. It's funny because he's the kind of good-looking character you see save the day in Snow White or Sleeping Beauty, which makes him a great contrast with our real hero the Beast. Of course, as time goes on Gaston's greed and pride transforms him into an animal, where the Beast's patience and love transforms him into a prince. Gaston is funny while also being threatening, which in its own ways makes him into a more three-dimentional character. He's not evil just to be evil, he's just always used to getting what he wants and as a result, will continue to do anything to get it. Even evil horrible things. Funny, tough, and always getting his way, Gaston was somehow the essence of both prissiness and manliness at the same time.)

24.) Judge Claude Frollo (The Hunchback of Notre Dame) voiced by Tony Jay first appeared in 1831 (novel) 1996 (film) (User Comments: I'm only focusingon the Disney version of Frollo becausethat version is probably the most well known. Where do I begin with this guy? He kills an innocent woman, tries to drown her baby, keeps him in a belltower, burns people alive, lusts over women, offers their freedom for sex, and all while claiming he's a good Christian. Frollo was a sinister creature, playing a religious judge who longs to purge the world of sin. He gets away with doing horrible, terrible things because he reasons with the people, and himself, that it's what God ultimately wants him to do. What a jerk! He was born with no soul, no heart, and no regrets. Frollo: Working on the dark side of the Cross.)

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Because 20 wasn't enough, I had to increase the amount of songs to 30. This list works similar to my movie lists. I will put the song title, the album, the artist, the year, and, of course, user comments. The list is and always will be subject to change, as my favorite songs are always changing. Also, I've begun boldfacing the song names to eliminate confusion between titles with parenthesis and albums.

30.) Lollipop (a.k.a. Candyman) (Aquarium) written and performed by Aqua; released in 1997 (User Comments: I'm a semi-big fan of Aqua, so there may or may not be alot of their songs on this list.)

29.) Peanut Butter Jelly Time (No Album Available) written and performed by the Buckwheat Boyz; released in ???? (User Comments: N/A)

28.) Don't You (Forget About Me) (The Breakfast Club soundtrack) written by Keith Forsey and Steve Schiff; performed by Simple Minds; released in 1985 (User Comments: This isn't exactly my favorite 80's teen movie theme song, but it sure is memorable.)

27.) I Will Always Love You (Whitney Houston version) (Album Unknown, if any) written by Dolly Parton performed by Whitney Houston released in 1992 (User Comments: This is one of the most memorable songs in history.)

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20.) Lose Yourself (8 Mile soundtrack); written/performed by Eminem; released in 2002 (User Comments: I have been an Eminem fan for as long as I can remember, and this song really goes with the movie 8 Mile.)

19.) Never Gonna Give You Up (Whenever You Need Somebody) written by Mike Stock, Matt Aitken, and Pete Waterman performed by Rick Astley released in 1987 (in the UK), 1988 (in the US) (User Comments: This is one of my favorite love songs. However it was ruined by that stupid prank. It may have been funny the first time, but now it has just gotten old. Stop Rickrolling people! You're ruining the song!)

18.) Welcome to the Jungle (Appetite for Destruction) written by Axl Rose and Slash performed by Guns N' Roses released in 1987 (User Comments: I was never that big of a Guns N' Roses fan, but this song is a timeless classic. The only bad line of the song is "You know whereyou are? You in da Jungle baby!" because it just doesn't seem to fit in with the rest of the song.)

17.) Ice Ice Baby (To the Extreme) written and performed by Vanilla Ice released in 1990 (User Comments: Y'know, this song doesn't get the appreciation that it deserves. It has a catchy beat and is a classic.)

16.) My Band (D-12 World) written by Eminem performed by D-12 released in 2004 (User Comments: Just like Ice Ice Baby, this song's beat is very catchy and its lyrics are cleaverly written.)

15.) Axel F (Beverly Hills Cop soundtrack) written and performed by Harold Faltermeyer released in 1984 (User Comments: No comments nescissary.)

14.) Beat It (Thriller) written by Michael Jackson and Eddie Van Halen performed by Michael Jackson released in 1982 (User Comments: Next to Thriller, this is Michael Jackson's best song.)

13.) O Fortuna (No Album Available) written by Carl Orff performed by ??? released in 1937 (User Comments: The only opera on this list (mostly because of my hatred of opera), O Fortuna is probably the only good opera ever written. And for some reason I can't stop saying opera. Opera opera opera opera.)

12.) I Want Candy (No Album Available) written and performed by Chris Ward IV/MC Pee Pants released in 2001 or 2002 (User Comments: This is just a fun song is all.)

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Okay, This list will probably take longer to complete than all the others. The reason for this is that there weren't too many great sidekicks. There were alot of good sidekicks but they weren't that noteworthy. Let's get on with it. Here's my list of my favorite sidekicks in the history of the world:

20.) Jar Jar Binks (Star Wars) portrayed by CGI animation voiced by Ahmed Best (User Comments: I, like 99.99% of Star Wars fans, hate Jar Jar with a passion. But he did add some comedy to Star Wars and that's why he's on this list. Comedy's good. You can never have too much comedy. To the .01% of Star Wars fans who like Jar Jar for more than the reason above, he acts like a drunken idiot. That's bad and you should feel bad.)

19.) Genie (Aladdin) voiced by Robin Williams (Aladdin and Aladdin and the King of Thieves, Dan Castellaneta (Aladdin: The Return of Jafar and all other appearances) introduced in 1992 (User Comments: None right now)

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More entries coming soon...Or maybe not because there aren't too many good sidekicks.

Look for my next list: King CAWisma's Top 20 Best Movies