I like the surpise that when i go to my profile that i have been given a new badge, however when it's about turkeys then i become a bit confused.

I don't even like turkey, the look ugly but then again the prospect of a new badge is really the thing that is allowing me to keep the thing. Just as long as it does not start gobbling.

My bed was so comfy this morning, expecially as i was up a few time in the night to sort out the start of a cold. My nose was running a marathon, so i had to break it's legs somehow, the problem was fixed when i jammed two bits of toilet roll up my nose then i soon fell back alseep.

Thus when my alarm woke me up 2 hours before i started my overtime at work from 1200-2300 it nearly got thrown across the room. So i am in work just now, trying to survive with a cold and nothing to aid me until lunch break for me, then i can drive to the shop and get something to help me through the rest of this day.

You know that your going to have a bad day from the moment that you wake up.

My partner Natasha woke me up today about 13:15 ish, (as i work the backshift i get home about 23:00 at night and spent a good few hours playing resi 4), me thinking that it was saturday today and that i would be able to stay in bed and maybe get onto the computer for a good few hours this after noon and the portsmouth match that i would be able to get the live scores on.

But that was shattered when my partner in a nice sweet voice told me that it was 13:15 and she was going into the shower to get ready for work, as we work monday to friday i questioned this and was told that it was actually Friday.

NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO the day that i had envisioned was shattered in a few minutes, no playing the computer, no Portsmouth game, just another day at my desk at work dealing with complaints from customers.

None amused, but it does not seem to be going the way it has this morning, but i still currently have another 5 hours to go so we will see about that.

The great computing power of Tesco's Plc, sitting in work and nealry all the computers have lost connection to the network and cannot get on the net at all, apart from a few elite people whos PC did not crash.

Just as well really, i don't think i could handle another 4 hours of this job without the power of the internet.

Seriously why do things in there have stupid things in them, for instance an article in one of the mags stated this.

"As i was on my way to my mothers grave a ginger cat was sitting on the headstone and it miowed twice what does this mean?"

The answer that she should have got was that it's a cat, it Miowed twice as a warning before it walked off, however she got this responce.

"Cats are more in tune with spirits than any other creature and it was your mother was trying to tell you that she is ok and everything is fine."

I mean WTF? how can someone who was not there and had no knowledge of this say something like that, they clearly wrote that to make the person feel better, or not to reply with, you disturbed the cats lunch dont do it again.

How can two miowed tell us so much, the cat more than likley tryed to tell her to F off and leave it alone.