Hopefully this isn't the last season.
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Boondocks Rocks
by Kotenks on Comments
To those of you who read the strip before the show like me will love this show. Some call it racist, I say it tells the truth on many points. The Martin Luther King episode with MLK's speech at the end was great. The N word is used so much in black language that if it offends an african-american person, that person is either 1. highly educated or 2. just being picky*
Quotes
Huey: And all I'm saying is, Ronald Reagon was the devil.
Man: You are such an articulate young man.
Huey: I'm trying to explain to you that Ronald Reagan was the devil -- Ronald Wilson Reagan? Each of his names have six letters? 666? Man, doesn't that offend you?
Sarah: Hey everyone I brought peach cobbler.
Riley: Ewww Ms.Dubois, your peach cobbler look like throw up.
Granddad: Boy!
Riley: It do! Look it look like throw up with peas in it. Ms.Dubois you been eatin' peas?
Granddad: Boy come here what wrong with you?
Riley: What's wrong with me? What's wrong with her? She da one that brought vomit over here in a tupperware container.
Granddad: That is not vomit. It just look's like vomit. Now apologize to Ms.Dubois.
Riley: Fine Ms.Dubois I'm sorry your peach cobbler looks like vomit with peas.
Granddad: Damnit boy!
Riley: I don't care if you beat me grandad I won't eat it. That's disgusting! It's completely uncalled for!
Granddad: You'll eat it if I have to hold you down and shove it down your throat.
Sarah: Really I didn't mean for it to---
Riley: I know what you're tryin; do. You tryin' kill me. I hate you!
[Riley runs out the room}
Riley: That how it starts, you know. Takin' **** out to eat. Meals, and whatnot. Next thing you know, you wake up in a rest haven for hoes. A sanctuary for scandalous skeezes and stunt.
Huey: You're jumping to conclusions! It's just a date.
Riley: What if he marries her?! What if we end up with a ho for a grandma?!
Huey: Tch - Riley, shut your dumb ass up!
Riley: What if we have a ho for a Grandma and she comes to school on Career Day?! Ooh - what if they have kids?! We have a brother, a sister that's half-ho!
Huey: Riley!!!
Riley: Well I don't see what's the big deal with hoes anyway.
Huey: Riley all women are not hoes. We're talking 20-25 percent tops.
Riley: Ok but if they not all hoes then why do I got to pay to take them out to eat then. I mean I'm paying that's payment.
Huey: I don't know, cause that's just what you do. You meet a girl you take her out to dinner but your not paying the girl your paying the restaurant.
Riley:But I'm paying which makes her a hoe! Why do I just give her the money I was goin' spend on dinner and that hoe can go grocery shopping
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