Thats right, Gears 2 is going to rip you a new one, a huge one, a gigantic one!!!!! Do you wanna know why? This is why:

First, the game has unparalleled gameplay. It takes the award winning gameplay of Gears and pours awesome sauce all over it (what a mess...). The insane cover system has been redefined making the stop and pop gameplay super stop and super pop. Also, new dynamic cover allows for you to use all those little 13 year-old **** you just pwn-sauced as shields. Even more F'in Badass is the new chainsaw duels, its not just a scripted even like last time b****es, now you gotta tap like hell.

Next, Gears 2 has blind-blowing visuals. It raises the graphics bar to mind ****ing blowing insane. You will lose your damn breath over the visual effects, made possible by the advances to the Unreal Engine 3.

Another thing thats going to blow ass (a good thing), is the expanded co-op play. You can team up with a friend and "Fight through the pain!". A nice new feature is drop-in/drop-out gameplay, so now when your b****y partner is moaning like the B**** he/she is, you can just dump his/her ass off and continue on by yourself or pick a new partner (lets be honest, it will most likely be a dude).

Finally the last thing I would like to point out is the fierce competitive multiplayer action made possible by the 'Xbox Live' online community gaming service, which is miles ahead of PSN. Any ways, Gears 2 has 8 insanly mind blowingly distinct multiplayer modes. Also, multiplayer bots can now be used to sharpen your sick skillz offline or to fill in for those you know whats that decided not to show up for the match. And now, gears 2 is going to feature a Party system, hip hip f***ing s**t ya!!!! Now players (you) can unite to form a full or partial team of douche bags and continue together from match to match without the need to reconsult after each game (damn, I believe halo 2 did this 4 years ago).

So...There you have it, this is why gears 2 is going to make you shat your pants.