I am reminded of those "Good news Bad news" Games I used to play back in High school with my buddy Ally when we deturmined a situational problem.  It would start out something like this

"Good news!  Kurama and Hiei are not gay

Bad news.... We can't prove it...."

Well I have a new one

"Good news!  i've fixed the Importing problem on my Windows Movie maker!

Bad news! I fricken have to start all over again!!!! GAAAHH! *dies*

.....

*Comes back to life*  and now for the Phobia^^

Sophophobia- Fear of learning

oh...heaven forbid..