I am Two for Ten Girl! Da dada Daaa!

I have earned this nickname as I am always straightening up the two for ten T-shirts at my work.... They have also dubbed me a vampire...

Just because a medical machine can't find my pulse, I am anemicly pale, and have a tendency to hiss at random points of the day that is no reason to assume I am the unholy undead....

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What.....Not you too!

The phobia of the day is....

"Defecaloesiophobia- Fear of painful bowels movements."

...hehe.....