The lord's prayed is 66 words long, the Gettysburg Address is 286 words, there are 1,322 words in Declaration of Independance, but the Government regulations on cabbage total 26,911 words.

In Alaska: it is illeagal to look at a moose from the window of an airplane.

in Hawaii: it is illeagal to stick a penny in ur ear.

In Massachustts: its illeagal to bathe more than once a week.

Missoiri: its illeagal to play hopscotch on sunday.

North Carolina: Its against the law to sing out of tune.

Ohio: its illeagal to throw a reptile at someone.

Michigan: Its illeagal to put a skunk in ur boss' desk.

Minnesota: its illeagal to hang male and female underwear next to eachother on a close line. Also, if your a male, you are required to have a beard.

Vermont: Its illeagal to whistle underwater.

"Have you ever noticed anyone going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?" -George Carlin

"I'm not working out, myh philosophy, no pain....no pain" -Carol Leifer

"I have a great diet, you can eat anything you want, but you must eat with naked fat people" -Ed Bluestone

"I'm desperatly tring to find out why kamakazi pilots wore helmets" -Dave Edison

During the space race in the 1960's, the US National Aeronaughtics and Space Administration decided that it needed a ballpoint pen to write in the zero gravity confines of space capsules. After considerable research and development, the Aeronaut Pen was developed at a cost of about $241 million U.S. The pen worked and also enjoyed some modest success as a novelty item back here on Earth. The Soviet Union, faced with the same problem, used a pencil.