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Breaking News: Pac-Man & Ms. Pac-Man are bulimic

Arcade icons, Pac-Man and his wife, Ms. Pac-Man have been suffering from bulimia nervosa for over 20 years.

Pac-Man, 28, had this to say, "I never could stop eating those pac-dots, ..."

His wife, Ms. Pac-Man, 26, said, "It's hard to eat all of those dots and stay thin."

Both Ms. Pac-Man and Pac-Man both admit that after each level, they make themselves throw up.

-Lickpoop