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#1 Litigatorsurfer
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I think the "Hold me" thing is the craziest quote I've ever seen from that game, even crazier than the horny grunt. I guess THAT's how Johnson got home.

I really like the Company of Heroes allied engineers, because they're so bigoted against the germans. Consider:

"I hear the Krauts are all eight feet tall!" I laughed so hard I pissed myself.

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IN the first Fallout game, when you're in the Old Town of the Hub, talking to Harold, he tells you about Richard Grey. He somberly says that after he saw Richard fall into a vat of green goo, that was the last he saw of him. Your character then has the option to say, "So you never saw Richard again?". Then, Harold YELLS at you: "OF COURSE YOU GODDAMN IDIOT! I JUST SAID I NEVER SAW HIM AGAIN!" That really took me off guard. An NPC had never yelled at me before...
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#3 Litigatorsurfer
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My favorite quotes, in no particular order:

"Man, if that guy comes around here, I'm gonna fix his little red wagon!"
"Fix his little red- What?! I think my grandpa said that once, dude."
"Fine! I'll... uh... I'll kick his ass! I'll tear him a new one!"
"Man, Jerry just can't be tough."
-Conversation overheard in Far Cry.

"Hello, fellow road crew worker. Welcome- To the ROAD CREW."
-G-Man in Psychonauts.

"What's going on? Is he dead?"
"He's kicking our ass, sir!"
"Listen to me, you- You MINIMUM WAGE COMMANDO! If you don't hold him off, you're... You're fired! Do you hear me?"
-Conversation between an ATC Security guard and Norton Mapes in F.E.A.R.