Through my life I have had many theories. This is one of my theories on technology.

After having been through 13 years of school, and 6 years of college; I have come to the conclusion that our level of technological progression is unnatural. Now to explain the unnatural progression of our technology, I use biblical references. I personally believe in the Bible, but I am not saying you have to. The main things that I will use to bolster my theory are the great flood, and that most people lived to be in their +500's pre flood. Now if people lived to be hundreds of years old it would stand to reason that they wouldn't live the meager Amish lives that we assume. It stands to reason that they would develop ways to make their lives easier. People have always been two things lazy and violent. Now if there is one positive thing about both of these things is that they tend to lead to technological progression. We develop ways to kill each other quicker and more effectively, and ways to maintain our fields easily while we are doing this.

Now if you take a world where everyone speaks the same language, and everybody lives a really long time(by our standards) they are bound to do some pretty epic things. I would say that if we as a world of people who don't speak the same language, and live maybe 20% of what they did,(if we're lucky) can magically develop technology rapidly over the course of a hundred years or so; then why couldn't people who lived 5 times as long as we did, and all spoke the same language do more.

So now after all that, back to my theory. The people who lived prior to the flood were technologically superior to us. I mean seriously if one man and his family can build a boat that could house 2 of every animal and survive the most brutal natural disaster ever recorded you would think that society on the whole would be pretty advanced. Prior to the flood it was said that there was a canopy over the Earth. It was kind of like a layer of water surrounding the Earth. When the flood occurred this canopy was ruptured and bam a crap ton of water violently and rapidly covers the Earth killing everyone but the one family that saw it coming. The Bible says that God caused it to happen, but I think he just chose not to stop it. I think we caused it. I think that the pre-flood people had the same idea we did to send satellites into space. By sending satellites into space they penetrated the canopy that surrounded the planet. By doing this repeatedly they weakened the canopy to the point where it broke down, and flooded the Earth. Thus all technology, but the satellites sent into space was destroyed. And for some reason Noah decided to make his ark low tech(peace loving hippies if you ask me). So a couple thousand years pass and the orbits of the satellites sent into space decay and they come crashing down.These satellites are found by various nations as they crash, and as they pick apart the pieces they develop technology based on it.

Now your probably saying to yourself wouldn't we know if ancient satellites crashed. Well no of course not you think any nations government is going to want them to know everything they thought they knew was a lie. I would venture to say that the Roswell crash wasn't a UFO, but an ancient satellite; and that this wasn't the first but it was the most salvageable. This satellite now in the hands of people who want to use it for our own benefit allows us to progress rapidly. I would also venture to say that Japan found a similar satellite, but that it crashed in the ocean near them. Since their satellite was less damaged they were able to develop quickly. So rather than go on about the secret technology race that goes on in the background, I'm going to rap up with this.

The reason we have advanced technologically so much in such a little time is because we're not having to completely develop it from the ground up. We have an ancient cheat sheet to copy from.

It is common knowledge that the city of Atlantis sunk into the ocean. There are many rumors surrounding where and why it sunk into the ocean. First, I will cover why it sunk into the ocean. The people of Atlantis where technologically superior to us in just about every way. They had technology that we only dream about. However they got cocky. They thought that they were the smartest people in the world and that they could fail at nothing. This belief is what led to their downfall. While experimenting with particle physics they failed to implement simple safety protocols, and unleashed a force so powerful that it destroyed their very existence. Now the exact details of what they were doing and how it destroyed them are lost to us today, but through scientific research it can be determined what they were doing. To do this we simply have to examine the site of the catastrophe, or as we know it, the Bermuda triangle. The effects of the experiment can still be felt there today. All the disappearances and unexplained phenomena of the Bermuda triangle are directly linked to the experiment that destroyed Atlantis.

So the truth about Atlantis is that it was in the Bermuda Triangle, that it destroyed itself, and that the sideeffects of this destruction can still be felt today.

It is a known fact that kangaroos are evil, but most people are not fully aware of why kangaroos are considered evil. The origins of why kangaroos are evil dates back to the early 70's. It was in the summer of 73' when the great kangaroo uprising began. Kangaroos decided that they were not happy with the simple rural life that they had been living for generations. They were tired of bouncing around the deserts and wilderness of Australia living a carefree life of boring recreation and procreation. Finally after weeks of debating and heated discussions it was decided that they would use thier vast telepathic abilities to integrate and take over society. This began phase one.

During phase one the kangaroos decided to leave Australia and head for the shores of America. Gradually after analyzing our society they came to the conclusion that the simplest way to take over our society would be to replace key people in positions of power. So, using their telepathic abilities they replaced said people(who for my own safety will remain nameless), and made everyone think that they were people not kangaroos. Gradually Since phase one they have begun phase two, or operation debilitate.

During phase two they have unnaturally advanced technology to the point where we have become all but dependent on them for everything we need. Everything from food to transportation to entertainment is dependent on them. Now as they progress further into phase two pushing us closer and closer to the point of no return. We approach phase three, or the end as we know it.

Their plan in phase three is to remove all the technology they gave us and leave us back in the dark ages. They plan for all of us to be too stupid and weak to survive without the toys they gave us, but I plan to fight this plan and overthrow the evil kangaroo masters. So, if you are walking down the street or watching tv and you catch a glimpse of a kangaroo for just a second know that they plan to destroy us all, and that is why kangaroos are evil

It is my personal opinion that pokemon hackers suck. To be more specific, people who hack their pokemon to give them moves they shouldn't have and stats that can't exist, and use them to battle people are jerks. I think there is a simple satisfaction in knowing that you spent six hours hunting, or breedingto get the nature and IV's you want, and that even though you got tired of hunting and only got an IV stat of 21 with the nature you wanted it's your pokemon and you think it rocks. I hate people who cheat to get their pokemon perfect IV's in every stat, and act like they're the greatest players in the world cause their hacked pokemon can kill your unhacked pokemon. I realize that it may take forever to get just the right nature and IV's on just the right pokemon, and then train it, but if you don't have the time and patience to do this, then you probably shouldn't battle competitively.

I do, however, condone the use of cheat devices to get the event pokemon that are otherwise unobtainable(i.e. mew, jirachi, celebi, etc.)(not Latios, Legendary Dogs or other difficult to obtain rares), but I don't think you should use them to battle.