It is a known fact that kangaroos are evil, but most people are not fully aware of why kangaroos are considered evil. The origins of why kangaroos are evil dates back to the early 70's. It was in the summer of 73' when the great kangaroo uprising began. Kangaroos decided that they were not happy with the simple rural life that they had been living for generations. They were tired of bouncing around the deserts and wilderness of Australia living a carefree life of boring recreation and procreation. Finally after weeks of debating and heated discussions it was decided that they would use thier vast telepathic abilities to integrate and take over society. This began phase one.

During phase one the kangaroos decided to leave Australia and head for the shores of America. Gradually after analyzing our society they came to the conclusion that the simplest way to take over our society would be to replace key people in positions of power. So, using their telepathic abilities they replaced said people(who for my own safety will remain nameless), and made everyone think that they were people not kangaroos. Gradually Since phase one they have begun phase two, or operation debilitate.

During phase two they have unnaturally advanced technology to the point where we have become all but dependent on them for everything we need. Everything from food to transportation to entertainment is dependent on them. Now as they progress further into phase two pushing us closer and closer to the point of no return. We approach phase three, or the end as we know it.

Their plan in phase three is to remove all the technology they gave us and leave us back in the dark ages. They plan for all of us to be too stupid and weak to survive without the toys they gave us, but I plan to fight this plan and overthrow the evil kangaroo masters. So, if you are walking down the street or watching tv and you catch a glimpse of a kangaroo for just a second know that they plan to destroy us all, and that is why kangaroos are evil