As every fella knows, who has a sister! It is his duty, to protect his sister and educate her!

Tonight I will discuss the education of a brothers sister and the meaning of life!

I was 13 and hell on wheels...I made Dennis the menace, look like an alter boy! If I could do it, I did! If I could try it, damn me...I tried! A barrier was a mere lego block, ment to be kicked or melted along side those unfortunate army men that stood in my way!(the plastic army men) I discovered napalm, by accident of course. Honey and gasoline. Total one-time affair! (scared me, almost straight)

However; I digress from the current topic at hand!

As I said, I was 13 years old and full of fire and maybe...a little and I do mean, little...brimstone! I wrapped a "candy" in a very attractive wrapper, then offered said candy to my sister the "Lady L". She went ahead (trusting me?) opened the piece of confectionary and promptly plopped it in her mouth! (thinking...best brother ever) Hahahahahaahhhhaaaaaa, who knew worms were spicy!

Oh yeah, the educational part! My sister, discovered, that all little boys, are just that, little boys! (I still laugh 'bout that, today!) Yes, with glee, I announce to the world...I am a "little boy"!

Kingboat

p.s. the meaning of life, I suspect you ponder it...love your sister and protect her, that my friends is the sacred duty of a "brother"!