Once again I find myself...musing,

I remember, when I was a wee lad. I went to McDonald's for a happy meal. Why do they call it a happy meal, they don't look all that happy making it...

I was a part of a biker gang, we were called the Cobras and no one, I mean no one messed with us! We ran into loggerheads with another gang, just called The Street. We ended up joining the two gangs and we called ourselves the Street Cobras. I wish I still had that bike, she was yellow Schwinn with a banana seat and chopped forks with suicide bars. (I was 13 years old)

I was 16 when I cut down my first tree, it was my neighbors. (he hated me)

When I lived in residence while in university, we sat around drinking and solving all the worlds problems.(I woke up with new ones)

I once slipped and fell in dog poop, 5 minutes before a mandatory meeting. (it ended 8 seconds after my arrival)

I remember, in gr.1, I was drinking a soda and sneezed, I also peed a little and dropped a wee turd into my shorts. I tell you this, because after that day, I have never had another nose bleed! (the soda in my nose felt like my face was melting) I never picked it again either.

Why is it that every time I eat pizza, I melt the upper palette, in my mouth...it's like those McDonald pies...the molten cherry flavour...

Whats the only thing water can't clean? A fart, next time you have a bath, fart, it still stinks!

I climbed to the top of this old oak once, I was proud of myself, it had been blown down in a wind storm...

If mans best friend is "the dog" and a dogs best friend is "the fire hydrant"...glad we picked first!

I find myself, in a rare mood with rare ideas...

Kingboat

p.s. It doesn't matter how old you are, a fart is still funny. George Carlin