In no particular order, Never accept a dare, when video cameras are involved! Never trust a condom! Never trust a clown! (smell my flower kid...) Never and I mean never, drink beer and eat three big macs! (worst case of skid marks...ever) Never fart and blame your girlfriend! (even your dog will give you the "hey dummy, you aint get'n any", look!) Never, ever listen to Oprah, if your a dude! (if she says, "hey, you know what Oprah said"...) dude, go fishing! Never step on the toes of those you work with! (they may, one day, be connected to the butt you have to kiss) Never wear your wife/Queen/girlfriends bra! (always comes out at the wrong time!) Never trust your dogs fart! Never trust "a" fart! Kingboat, has never....