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Top 10 things that, are like vacuums

10, Straws, thats right...you ever try to "suck" a milkshake, who is the butt'hat that decided "you" need a straw? 9, Catfish, or "suckers" as we call em! 8, Television commercials...they "suck" hard! 7, "Supply teachers", more commonly know as...blackholes, they suck the life out of you and defy all known logic! 6, The A-Team, sorry B.A., you "suck" harder then "Knightrider"! 5, "Honey wagons", those are the trucks, driven by dudes, who empty and clean portapotties! That's some serious "sucketh"... 4, Cancer, gotta keep it real! 3, BP Oil, cant "suck"...enough! 2, My toilet, freaking thing's a machine from God! It totally "sucks"! ...and finally my number one thing that sucks... 1, The hungriest zombie, who, in their previous life, "lost" biggest loser and your cornered in an empty meat locker! That "SUCKS"! Kingboat, is really goofy today...