One Step Too Far...

Reporting - Ahmad Mohammed

April 3 2007, Keswick - A report in the news today has revealed that a Halo 2 gamer under the name of Mitchell, has slit his wrists after a blog by a Gamespot member. The blog was deleted as of yesterday, but other members have been questioning... what has our community come to?

'I made the comment that I enjoyed Oblivion more that Halo 2, I really did not think Mitchell would go that far as to kill himself' says the long time Gamespot member.

RCMP are looking into the matter, but are baffeled at the new technology of the car. Although they have not visited the scene, they believe there was no foul play involved and it was, in fact, suicide.

Mitchell will be remembered by his dog, Puddles.

The services will be carried out tomorrow at Taylor Funeral Home, across from the Glenwoods Plaza. All, if anyone, may attend. (A request has been made for anyone to attend, Please bring donations for Children With Mental Retardation Disease)

(Cited from: The Daily Decade, April 3 2007)

I never got a certificate of participation... all i got was a slap on the back of the head. Then everyone yelled at me and said i should do better next time.