To any of my fellow Christians out there on GameSpot please pray for my mom. One of her discs is loose in her neck, or something like that. Anyways she's really close to pinching her nerves in her neck, thus paralyzing her from the neck down. Please, please pray for her.

I live in Santa Barbara CA. There recently was a huge fire, in 2 days burning 5400+ acres of green mountains and several large orchards of crap nobody cares about. One of them was DIRECTLY BEHIND MY HOUSE. I was on vacation with my family at a lake a few hours north of San Francisco, CA. We were all hoping my house would burn cuz then we'd get a brand new house compared to the sh**y excuse of a house we have now. And we'd get brand new everything!!!!!!!!....Meaning personal property... (all our stuff) but sadly my house didn't burn.......

Me and my brother were staying the night at our friends' house on tuesday (the only reason I didn't write this yesterday is because my internet was down). My brother fell asleep at 9:30, our friend Tyler and I were playing Call of Duty 4. 4 or 5 hours later I hear this guy say "Suc f4t donkey n4ds b****!!!!!!!," I almost pissed my pants. While I'm laughin my head off Tyler's drinkin a Pepsi and while he's swallowing he looks at me and he starts laughing and choking on Pepsi at the same time. Shortly after we're done wiping the water river gushing out of our eyes cause we were laughing so hard my bro's 360 overheated!!!!!!!!! It was probably for the better though, because we had been playing for like 6 hours straight. You'd have to be there. That next morning we watched a movie called 30 Days Of Night. It was intense.

So like, I was playing Kickball for PE on monday. And I'm running as fast as I can towards the ball I dive for the ball I land straight on my stomach. Luckily I had the ball in my hand, but I was like, WHAT THE HELL!!!!!!!! when I landed I rolled around a bit, then my hand for some stupid reason just chucks the ball almost over the fence 20 feet away from me. When I finally got up I looked around and my friends were just staring, pointing, and laughing their heads off. And yesterday, I was on my trampoline, I was jumping, I did something really akward and I landed on this little toy tractor right on my ribs I hurt monday. Now my mom's going all paranoid, because aparently I bruised/broke 1 or 2 ribs and NOW SHE'S KEEPING ME HOME ALL WEEKEND!!!!!! AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I was going riding in Montecito California with one of my friends and we were gonna find Oprah's house cause my friend said whenever he goes to her house she gives him a hundred bucks!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So today I went to school, and there's this new kid in my class. (I'm in a Christian Jr. High) And so he comes up to me and says, "Yo Riles, lemme shove this knife up your ***." So then I make some dumb remark about him and I get suspended!!!!!!!! IT SUCKS B4LLS!!!!!!!!!! So when I came home I decided to play some Call Of Duty 4. I've been playing a butload of Hardcore Search and Destroy, because Search and Destroy ranks you up fastest but I play Hardcore because I always find a match quicker. So the first match is in my favorite map, Backlot. On certain maps I like to snipe, and this is one of them. It's 6 vs 6, and this dude on my team takes out 4 of my other teammates but luckily before he killed me it killed him for killing my whole team. So it ends up me against the other 6, so I think "holy crap, this sucks, I'm gonna die." So I run a little, I chuck a grenade over a wall and it kills one. 1 vs 5, for those of you who have played Search and Destroy on Backlot I was sniping from the second floor on the place where bomb placement "A" is. So I take out 1....................2..................................... and then another. 1 vs 2, so then I run all the way over to B and the dudes are chasing me, I hide in a building prone and before I know it their on top of me humping me. WAT THE HELL!!!!!!! Sadly, they ended up killing me. BUT WHAT A GAME!!!!!!!! I got a total of about 700 XP for that match.

Hello, my name is Riley. I am a strong Christian 13 year old boy, who loves to play video games. I play for fun, I'm not too competitive, and I like to hear the sound of "achievement unlocked."

Xbox Live gamertag: MUSCLED HAM