I live in Santa Barbara CA. There recently was a huge fire, in 2 days burning 5400+ acres of green mountains and several large orchards of crap nobody cares about. One of them was DIRECTLY BEHIND MY HOUSE. I was on vacation with my family at a lake a few hours north of San Francisco, CA. We were all hoping my house would burn cuz then we'd get a brand new house compared to the sh**y excuse of a house we have now. And we'd get brand new everything!!!!!!!!....Meaning personal property... (all our stuff) but sadly my house didn't burn.......