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Zambie Annihi-LA-tion Squad: Mad Vybz style. xD

Well, since NeonNinja insists that I make my very own squad of video game characters to battle the zombie apocalypse...What the hell, why not? :P

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Squad Leader: Auron (Final Fantasy X)

Auron is one of the most underestimated characters to date. He's an enigma that will never be fully understood, but the fact still remains that it is incredibly easy to take his word in consideration for what's best for the team. He's chalk-full of all that wisdom, courage, badassness and common sense that any good leader requires. Also, he's already dead! Zombies won't scare him. He's laughed at Death in the face. And he will pull through, because it's painfully obvious that Auron keeps his word when he gives it, 'cause he's cool like that.

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Technician: Otocon (Metal Gear Solid)

Do I really need to say more? Otocon is one of the most intelligent bastards you'll ever meet, and a real gear-head. Do you need to have a chopper repaired and pull you out in less than 10 minutes before the zombies snack on your face? Otocon will git 'er done, no problem. He could also whip up a few Metal Gears while he's at it. :P

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Scout: Samus Aran (Metroid Prime 1)

Name another person with a hi-tech exoskeleton containing multiple energy tanks to ensure survival. She can scan anything you see and record it's data into logs and lore, in less than 5 seconds. Name another person with X-Ray and Thermal Visors to observe your surroundings with 100% efficiency. She has a gun arm, with 3 different elements that can affect your surroundings, for better or for worse. Morphing ball, bombs, a double jump, and an anti-gravity suit all sum up to be the greatest choice for the position of a scout.

She also has boobies. :P

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Sniper: The End (MGS 3)

Ahh, yes. That creepy old fart with the loopy eye. Well, there's no denying it - he's one badass old fart. In normal conditions, he's virtually lifeless, but when it's time for him to do what he's best at, you'd better watch out. The man has an incredible sense of camouflage, and is of no doubt a master marksman. No, that's not why I chose him. I chose him because of this - you don't even have to feed him! Yup, he's photosynthetic, like a plant. He makes his own food. At night time, I'll just show him a stockpile of what every old person wants - apple sauce.

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Soldier: Heihachi Mishima (Tekken)

Yup, another old fart, but this guy is one tough cookie. He's managed to stay alive all these years while his super-powered devil son and grandson have been on the rage trying to kill him. Not to mention, he survived an explosion to the freakin' face! If he can survive super-powered devils AND giant explosions, zombies are child's play. He's also got a pet bear, and that combination is something I really don't wanna f*** with.

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Well, that's my kickass squad. If there ever were a zombie apocalypse, you really couldn't go wrong calling up these guys (and gal).

Hope you enjoyed my selection, and have a good night. I gots coursework to do.