So I sit back to watch the premiere of Monday Night Football on ESPN between the Vikings and Redskins and what happens?  Yep, there's those two idiots, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, sitting in the box of Redskins owner Dan Snyder and ESPN keeps cutting to them the entire game.  I nearly lost my dinner.  Doesn't Katie Holmes have a baby to take care of somewhere?  Hasn't Tom Cruise been shoved down our throats enough?  In the immortal words of David Allan Coe:

What the hell's happening?

Jesus Christ..........

Ain't there nothin' sacred no more?