Beef jerky is known and loved around the world for it's many redeeming qualities. From it's fantastic taste and peppery smell, to it's convenience and simplicity; beef jerky is a food that cannot be matched. It's more than a food.

When this delicious sustenance is removed from it's resistant package, an angelic aroma quickly surrounds the nearby area. The fragrance will vary due to the range of flavors jerky comes in. From spicy jalapeno to sultry teriyaki, Jerky will always taste great.

The taste of Jerky is twice as good as it's smell. It is almost inexplicable. When the salty substance makes contact with you're tongue, it feels better than Mr. T giving you a high five. The whole world blurs, and all of you're attention becomes focused on savoring the incredible taste. Once chewed, the salt mixes with the dressing and beef, causing even more delight. The taste is similar to the feeling you gain near the conclusion of Highlander. Just Epic.

Not only does Beef Jerky taste better than deep fried poutine; it is also one of the most convenient foods in existence. If packed correctly, it can remain edible for years. No refrigeration or cooking are required in it's preparation.

So the next time you go to the fridge to make dinner; consider this. Would you rather have fried chicken or Chuck Norris's tears? Neither. Chuck Norris does not cry, and Chicken is simply too boring and takes to long to cook. The only option is beef jerky.

It's amazing. Top graphics on any game I want. I backed it up with 2gigs of dd2 ram!

I am now officially poor...

Well for christmas I got an X-Box 360 and the Elder Scrolls of Oblivion. I already have more than 30 hours of playing time on my saved games (Not including time spent dieing and replay a part). As such I think X-Box 360 should be considered an illegal drug since it is so addicting. But it depends on the game.

Ah yes, our favorite Naked Dancing llama is running for president. But who is the Naked Dancing llama? (NDL)

He is the Internet's only tangoing, peanut-spitting, advice giving llama!

The great NDL gives advice to all who wish for it and have many quotes.

"Spit peanuts only at those you hate, or those you love." "Don't frolic in the wet spots."

"Frolic slyly and they shall come to you."

Thos are a few of the many wise words the great NDL has said.

He even has an excuse of why he won't get into any relations in parlement.

"Frolickers, I must speak out on a matter of most importance. Up until this point, I thought it was assumed that I, as a Naked Dancing Llama, was naked in the pure, spiritual sense. This has been undermined by perverts and even those currently in the Presidential office. Because of this, I am forced to reveal my innermost secret, that I, as a young llama, was neutered. So it is impossible for me to have an affair with anyone. Unless there was an implant, but I wouldn't be naked then, would I?"

-NDL

I say Vote for NDL, Visit Frolic.org for more info.

I think they are cool because...

They are Furry

They are fuzzy

They can spit

There cool

They look funny

And there cool!