Beef jerky is known and loved around the world for it's many redeeming qualities. From it's fantastic taste and peppery smell, to it's convenience and simplicity; beef jerky is a food that cannot be matched. It's more than a food.

When this delicious sustenance is removed from it's resistant package, an angelic aroma quickly surrounds the nearby area. The fragrance will vary due to the range of flavors jerky comes in. From spicy jalapeno to sultry teriyaki, Jerky will always taste great.

The taste of Jerky is twice as good as it's smell. It is almost inexplicable. When the salty substance makes contact with you're tongue, it feels better than Mr. T giving you a high five. The whole world blurs, and all of you're attention becomes focused on savoring the incredible taste. Once chewed, the salt mixes with the dressing and beef, causing even more delight. The taste is similar to the feeling you gain near the conclusion of Highlander. Just Epic.

Not only does Beef Jerky taste better than deep fried poutine; it is also one of the most convenient foods in existence. If packed correctly, it can remain edible for years. No refrigeration or cooking are required in it's preparation.

So the next time you go to the fridge to make dinner; consider this. Would you rather have fried chicken or Chuck Norris's tears? Neither. Chuck Norris does not cry, and Chicken is simply too boring and takes to long to cook. The only option is beef jerky.