Ah yes, our favorite Naked Dancing llama is running for president. But who is the Naked Dancing llama? (NDL)

He is the Internet's only tangoing, peanut-spitting, advice giving llama!

The great NDL gives advice to all who wish for it and have many quotes.

"Spit peanuts only at those you hate, or those you love." "Don't frolic in the wet spots."

"Frolic slyly and they shall come to you."

Thos are a few of the many wise words the great NDL has said.

He even has an excuse of why he won't get into any relations in parlement.

"Frolickers, I must speak out on a matter of most importance. Up until this point, I thought it was assumed that I, as a Naked Dancing Llama, was naked in the pure, spiritual sense. This has been undermined by perverts and even those currently in the Presidential office. Because of this, I am forced to reveal my innermost secret, that I, as a young llama, was neutered. So it is impossible for me to have an affair with anyone. Unless there was an implant, but I wouldn't be naked then, would I?"

-NDL

I say Vote for NDL, Visit Frolic.org for more info.