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There is a sea squirt (found in the seas near Japan) that digests its own brain. When the sea squirt is mature it permanently attaches itself to a rock. At this point it does not need to move anymore and has no need for a brain. Some ribbon worms will eat themselves if they can't find any food. A ducks quack does not echo. 1 in 5,000 north Atlantic lobsters are born bright blue. An ant's sense of smell is as good as a Dog's. A Horse has 18 more bones than a Human. Elephants are the only Mammals that can't jump. A polar bears skin is black. Its fur is not white, but actually clear. Polar bears are left handed. Polar bears are the only mammal with hair on the soles of its feet. Rats can't vomit. Giraffes have no vocal chords. The giraffe has a black tongue which is 14 inches long. A giraffe and rat can go longer without water than a camel can. A chameleon's tongue is twice the length of its body. A full-grown bear can run as fast as a horse. The world smallest mammal is the bumblebee bat of Thailand, weighing less than a penny. A Dalmatian is the only dog that can get gout. Humans and Dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. The snail mates only once in it's entire life. You can tell the sex of a turtle by the sound it makes, A male grunts, A female hisses. Male bees will try to attract sex partners with orchid fragrance. An oyster can change it's sex a number of times during its life. Some lions mate 50 times a day. All the swans in England are property of the Queen.An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain. A hedgehog's heart beats 300 times a minute on average. A blue whales heart only beats nine times per minute. A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out. A crocodile can't move its tongue. A crocodiles tongue is attached to the roof of its mouth. The ant can lift 50 times its own weight. The flea can jump 350 times its body length. A cockroach can live nine days without its head before it starves to death. A starfish can turn its stomach inside out. Starfish's have no brains. A cat has 32 muscles in each ear. A cat has 4 rows of whiskers. The cheetah is the only cat that can't retract its claw. A lions roar can be heard from five miles away. Cats have over 100 vocal sounds, while dogs have about 10. A hippopotamus can run faster than a man can. A horse can sleep standing up. A jellyfish is 95% water. Butterflies taste with their feet. A millipede has 4 legs on each segment of its body. A cat uses it's whiskers to determine if a space is too small to squeeze through. A rhinoceros horn is made of compacted hair. Rhinos are part of the same family as horses. Rodents teeth never stop growing.A shark can detect one part of blood in 100 million parts of water. A shark can grow a new set of teeth in a week. Slugs have four noses. Owls are one of the only birds that can see the color blue. The penguin is the only bird that can swim but can't fly. Sharks are immune to cancer. The oldest goldfish lived for 14,795 days. If a shark's mouth is open to long it will suffocate. Anteaters prefer termites to ants. Rabbits can suffer from heat stroke. The placement of a donkey's eyes in its' head enables it to see all four feet at one time. Camels have three eyelids to protect themselves from blowing sand. If you keep a Goldfish in the dark room it will turn white (eventually). The common goldfish is the only animal that can see both infrared and ultra-violet light. A pregnant goldfish is called a twit. A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds. The praying mantis is the only insect that can turn its head. Cat urine glows under a black light. Cats sleep 16 to 18 hours per day. Reindeer milk has more fat than cow milk. Baby robins eat 14 feet of earthworms every day. The average housefly lives for only two weeks. A dragonfly has a life span of 24 hours. Flies jump backwards when they take off. Hamsters blink one eye at a time.More to come later.

So i recently got suspended, i did it i will admit but this is ridiculous. I was almost lvl six, which im shootin for, so i can start like fifty million unions, they shot me down after suspension to lvl 1 0%. So now im gonna take up space so dont even bother reading after this line.

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St Lunatic102489: was shakin
Rabbit9192: U member John???
Rabbit9192: from family reunion
St Lunatic102489: golfer dude, yea
Rabbit9192: His dad has a golf cart for $300, and my dad said if I get all A's by the end of the semester he'll buy it for me
Rabbit9192: It's gas
St Lunatic102489: cool
St Lunatic102489: im bored
Rabbit9192: Me too
Rabbit9192: This morning when u were like where's my blue thing (or w.e, I was more then asleep) what were u talkin bout?
St Lunatic102489: that scarfy dealy
Rabbit9192: Ahhh
St Lunatic102489: where was it
Rabbit9192: On the top bunk right near the edge closet to the TV
St Lunatic102489: oh

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This days song is "On to Morning Stars" by Anatomy of a Ghost, their not really mainstream around hear, it may be kinda old, but its still good...

We flail on to morning stars
We'll offer all of ourselves just not to close our eyes
Seize onto the sun as it rises in the east
Ascend to open doors hanging heavenly
Suspended in the superlunary even broken you'll be back to still stand

I'll shatter the silence to tell you we won't last long
If this canopy crashes down, crushing us
That's the only way to break this apart

And although the moon is falling down on us
Don't expect this day to end
Do you see that star?
Well, I'll meet you there
When you read this you'll be well on your way
Please write soon, so I know that you have gotten home safe
And please don't forget me

How I worked hearts molded in mache to some mended way of beating before we behold them break and both
Painting pictures that will never fade still they crack
Clutched at the crushing in our chests dizzy we'll see stars dazzle like glass shards sparkle shatter
(The violence in destroyed frames)

And if the sheltering sky will slip to sever us
We'll receive it
We will reap it
Always remember

This weeks song is going to be Fallout Boy "I Slep with Someone from Fallout Boy and All I Got was this Stupid Song Written About Me"

Here goes nothin

I found the cure to growing older
And you're the only place that feels like home
Just so you know, you'll never know
And some secrets weren't meant to be told
I found the cure to growing older

I'm the first kid to write of hearts, lies, and friends
And I am sorry my conscience called in sick again
And I've got arrogance down to a science
Oh, and I'm the first kid to write of hearts, lies, and friends

[Chorus: x2]
Douse yourself in cheap perfume it's
So fitting, so fitting of the way you are
You can't cover it up
Can't cover it up

Find a safe place, brace yourself, bite your lip
I'm sending your fingernails and empty bottles you've sipped
Back to your family cause I know you will be missed
So you can find a safe place, brace yourself

They call kids like us vicious and carved out of stone
But for what we've become, we just feel more alone
Always weigh what I've got against what I left
So progress report: I am missing you to death

[Chorus: x2]
Douse yourself in cheap perfume it's
So fitting, so fitting of the way you are
You can't cover it up
Can't cover it up

Someone old
No one new
Feeling borrowed
Always blue
Someone old
No one new
Feeling borrowed
Always blue
Someone old
No one new
Feeling borrowed
Always blue
Someone old
No one new
Always borrowed
Always you

I found a cure to growing older
I found a cure to growing older

[Chorus: x2]
Douse yourself in cheap perfume it's
So fitting, so fitting of the way you are
You can't cover it up
Can't cover it up

Yo so check it i went to that lock in i talked about in my last post. It was fun, but not as fun as copes party. They had some christian band playin, im not into the Oh god jesus your my savior spit, but you couldnt really hear what they were sayin cause they had a "Hot mic" well iunno what that means, but cory told me so it must be right. So we were jumpin around and it was fun, then there was a magician. He was doin some pretty cool stuff, then he asked for some volunteers. Stupid me, i raise my hand and he pointed to the kid in front of me a couple of rows, but i thought he was poinin at me so i start runnin up there and that other kid jumps out right in front of me, he tells me to sit down like a real jerk. But anyway he does his tricks, and the last trick he asked for a volunteer and he picked me. He asked me some question about somethin like how do i communicate w/ god or somethin, so i looked around and saw a thing on the table that said prayer, so i said prayer,I WAS RIGHT... and there was 2 other things but i forget, neway it was cool.

So we get done and were playin bball and then we went to Incredible Pizza. so we had to take like 2 buses up there cuz there was so many kids, we had nobody i really knew on my bus so i just shut up for once and waited til we got their. We ate some pizza and stuff and started playin games and stuff, it was cool.

On the way home i was gonna ride the other bus cuz i knew like everybody on there. Anyway we were gonna leave, and the driver, Matt Ogden kicked me and some other guys off and told us to go back where we came from, i thought buddy, thems fightin words right there, but hes huge and well it was church so i didnt act on it. But we got back and played ball and listened to music and stuff, i thought it was pretty cool. About 5:30 me and my friend rob were playin w/ a big purple ball, and some freshman hit me when he jumped to get the ball, and so i hit him with it in the back. It got away from me and he went for it, so i pushed him away, then about halfcourt in the churchs gym i saw him when i bent over to pick the ball up, so i kinda benyt a little lower and when i felt him hit me i rose up and flipped him off my back like on remember the titans. But then he got up and jumped on my back when i was running back to rob. I pulled a freakin madden move dude i swear, i grabbed him with my arm and pulled him off a little and then i stopped short and spun, when i fell backwards, i landed on him ( i know this doesnt sound true, but it is and you can believe what you want ) but i landed on him and did like a backflip/roll off of him then i got to my feet and ran back to rob.

That was the big story for the rest of the morning, i felt a little weird, everyone knowing what i did, but later on i didnt really care because he deserved it.

Yo check it out. My friend morgan and her hot lil sister cory had a party for their cuzi Stef...We had somethin goin on sort of for a little bit, but it jkinda flopped. See she had cancer in her leg and she went to tenn. and we hadnt talked again until, well last weekend, and we didnt really talk that much cause now its kinda awkward...She has a bf, and the only reason we didnt hook up before was because i was goin out with....ermmm..i forget her name, my sister would kno shes one of her friends, but anyways at like the first party id ever been to at the copes ( when i had my gf ) we hung out, she was wantin this guy to show up and he never did, basically he never showed up, and my gf was doin stuff so she didnt go, so i was gonna go and just hang out, but i met Stef. I felt really bad, and i thought if i didnt have a gf we could hook up, and when i found out about the guy i just hung out with her and we talked and stuff, it was great. But anyway this summer we had a party for her when she got back from tenn. and she had got part of her leg amputated... so know she has a bf and its kinda awkward....

Yea so anyway they were havin a party for stefs b-day, some of the guys brought airsoft guns, its some new fad around here... well they decided they would shoot everybody that didnt have one, and they did. But after a while it got dark and we went for a walk... Theres a cemetery a mile from thew house so we were gonna walk... id never been before cuz that nite they did i was w/ stef and she was worried about that dude so we went back. But anyway i found out theres a civil war cemetery just a little further past the other one, and some people wanted to go. I didnt cuz they had to walk through 2 fields to get there and i was wearing good clothes so some of us headed back...Then some freaky sh!t happened. We were walkin and we heard a car so we stepped to the side to let it go by. Then we saw 2, lights like a car come up over the hill and disappear. The whole way back i swear to the lord above i heard someone whispering in my ear, and i would turn and nothin would be there.

Halfway back we met birdget jad and brittany. They wanted to go to the civil war cemetery, but they didnt wanna walk. so they took bridgets car, i was gonna go back but her car is so small i knew we couldnt all fit in it. Ryan whos like my best friend, and the biggest perv ive ever met and no not like the funny kind like the scary stalker sort of guy, he likes everybody, he'll take anything he can get, even a guy w/ b00bs. He said hed go with him so i kinda told him ya know you cant all fit in the car so hang back and we'll swim. He said ok and they left. We hung out and played pool for a while and when the girls got back they said tyler and squirrel were comin. Tyler is jades bf and squirrel is a |)umb &%^. They were both drunk so just like three girls and a guy went out and they were out there for atleast an hour. The guy that went was branstetter, god hes a F*&)ing pr1ck. He just the biggest @$$ ull ever meet. But when they got back it was like 12 or 1 so we went swimmin, we were all playin b-ball, when out of nowwhere the girls Bridget Brittany and somebody else all grabbed me. I said ladies ladies there enough to go around lets get out and just do the job and come back and swim. Well they werent thinkin what i was thinkin which was foursome, then they dunked me, so then all H3ll broke loose and everybody was dunkin everybody... i stopped and hung to the side. Then bridget came over and told me to protect her, i said from who...i was answered with a noseful of water. Had it been Branstetter i would have jacked him in the schmelon, but it was my best friend Chris. Hes our star b-ball player, and like the toughest sophomore ive ever met, so i tried to grab him and i went down a few more times, after about five minutes of him dunkin me he turned around. Mistrake number one, i wrapped my hands around his stomach and jerked up as hard as i could. i freakin like whats it called, german suplex, those of you who know what that means. We both slammed into the water but i didnt care, because i got chris and thats all i was worried about. Boy did i get it when we both came up.

Later at like 4 people were startin to fall asleep. Sam was snoring ( hes a freshman so it wasnt cool with us ) so me and branstetter got bridget to go plug his nose, and we videotaped it. We had the night vision on so we wouldnt have to turn on the lights. He rose up in the bed af6ter a second or 2 and omg on the video it was so freaky , his eyes looked solid black, it was hilarious. We're pranksters when it comes to parties and sleepin people. Now lemme give you a lil bit of background. Me and muy friend jon and some other guys videotaped jon stickin a hotdog in spicers mouth. It was hilarious, and josh wanted to get the freshman so i was like ok, cuz as long as ur a prankster and ur with them, u wont get it. So we got a "weiner" thats what we say in the video, and a panty liner pad dealy, their sticky. I was in the bathroom gettin the pad and i had the weiner and josh put the cam on me, so i put the hotdog in my crotch area and started dancin around, after watching it it was hilarious. So we got sam with the wein er, we got luke with the weiner and pad, and tanner with the weiner, we wrote freshman on the pad, they were all freshman, we videotaped it of course. Maybe we should post our stuff on the net. Thats a good idea. Anyway ryan fell asleep, and i would never forgive myself if i didnt get him. so we stuck the pad on him real slow, and it stayed on for a while then he ripped it off and went bak to sleep.

All in all it was pretty freakin awesome, im goin to a lockin tonite so ill hook u up with the DL. YO CHECK IT AFTER THIS MESSAGE IF YOU THINK I SHOULD HAVE A REALITY TV SHOW GIMME A REPLY OR SOMETHIN!!! HOLLA AT A PLAYA!!!!!!

Hey so heres the deal im gonna be postin lyrics if i hear a song that i like or just a really really really good song, so for my first song is gonna be Fallout Boy "Sugar, We're Goin' Down":

Am i more than you bargained for yet

Ive been dying to tell you

Anything you wanna hear

Cuz thats just who i am this week

Lie in the grass next to the mauseleum

Im just a notch in youre bedpost

But youre just a line in a song

Drop a heart

Break a name

Were always sleeping in and sleeping for the wrong team

We're goin down down in an earlier round

But sugar were goin down swingin

Ill be your number one with a bullet

A loaded god complex cock it and pull it

We're goin down down in an earlier round

But sugar were goin down swingin

Ill be your number one with a bullet

A loaded god complex cock it and pull it

Is this more than you bargained for yet

Oh dont mind me im watching you two from the closet

Wishing to be the friction in youre jeans

Isnt it messed up how im just tryin to be him

Drop a heart

Break a name

We're always sleeping in and sleeping for the wrong team

We're goin down down in an earlier round

We're goin down down in an earlier round

But sugar were goin down swingin

Ill be your number one with a bullet

A loaded god complex cock it and pull it

We're goin down down in an earlier round

But sugar were goin down swingin

Ill be your number one with a bullet

A loaded god complex cock it and pull it

The lyrics "God Complex were comfirmed by the band members, it not "Gun complex" one site i found said that it was "Got complex" its not its god.

But sugar were goin down swingin

Ill be your number one with a bullet

A loaded god complex cock it and pull it

We're goin down down in an earlier round

But sugar were goin down swingin

Ill be your number one with a bullet

A loaded god complex cock it and pull it

down down in an earlier round

ill be youre number one with a bullet

a loaded godcomplex czk it and pull it

We're goin down down in an earlier round

But sugar were goin down swingin

Ill be your number one with a bullet

A loaded god complex cock it and pull it

Yea so today i had my first day of school as a sophomore. It's not bad so far, i guess it's better than the job i had this summer. I worked concrete for anyone who was wondering what i did. Yea i din't get paid very good for the work i did either, well i guess i should say it pretty much sucked. There were two good parts i met a couple of hot chicks and got ones phone number, but i went swimmin and it was in my wallet, and i didnt take my wallet out of my shorts, then i never saw her again cuz she got fired from where i met her. Oh and I made a couple of friends, Josh, Jared, and Rustle.

Yea well anyway about the first day of school. It was pretty good because i was lookin forward to seein all my friends. I had spanish, which i didnt even attend, some kind of assembly or somethin, so we didnt go to first block. Then i had english, God i hate Corley ( my english teacher ) she gave us a freakin test on the first day. Then i went to Computer Apps, i can tell thats gonna be a fun class already, mostly cuz i love computers. I'm on the internet on the time. Then i went to math for the rest of the day. My math teacher is awesome, he used to be in the military, then he got like all kinds of degrees in technical enginering and all this stuff, his wife works for frenchs mustard somewhere in missouri, he said she makes all the money in the family, cuz lets face it teachers dont get paid very much. They get paid more than either of my parents do, but compared to other jobs its not anything.

Yea now im sittin here typin, its about five thirty and im really bored. Tomorrow is gonna be one of my better days, i have facs wqith Holden ( hes pretty good friend of mine ) and all the little freshman girls, half of em are awesomely hot. And the other half are not bad. No but seriously i got my eye on a couple of em so its gonna be all good. Then i got like economics which im not really sure about, its like a history class or somethin with Braschler, hes pretty cool i guess. Then i have Bio with Razz, hes like the greatest teacher in the school, some guys told me the first day in his class was pretty cool. So im crossin my fingers. Then i have PE, which is pretty self explanatory. A whole bunch of guys playin sports, how could it go wrong.

This weekend i dunno what im gonna do this weekend problly go to dylans and play a lil bit of Madden '06, maybe put my guy from NCAA 06 in the NFL superstar mode.

Yea so here's the deal. I'm not really sure if any one is even reading my journal, or is even interested in my story, so somebody leave me a comment or something if you are reading. I'm gonna give it about a week ( today is 8/18/05, so that gives ya til the 25th if no one has commented im gonna quit writin the story and just post entries on somethin that happened at school or on the weekends or whatevers goin on at that point in time. If someone reads the story and posts somethin about it later on i might continue on where i left off.