Yo check it out. My friend morgan and her hot lil sister cory had a party for their cuzi Stef...We had somethin goin on sort of for a little bit, but it jkinda flopped. See she had cancer in her leg and she went to tenn. and we hadnt talked again until, well last weekend, and we didnt really talk that much cause now its kinda awkward...She has a bf, and the only reason we didnt hook up before was because i was goin out with....ermmm..i forget her name, my sister would kno shes one of her friends, but anyways at like the first party id ever been to at the copes ( when i had my gf ) we hung out, she was wantin this guy to show up and he never did, basically he never showed up, and my gf was doin stuff so she didnt go, so i was gonna go and just hang out, but i met Stef. I felt really bad, and i thought if i didnt have a gf we could hook up, and when i found out about the guy i just hung out with her and we talked and stuff, it was great. But anyway this summer we had a party for her when she got back from tenn. and she had got part of her leg amputated... so know she has a bf and its kinda awkward....
Yea so anyway they were havin a party for stefs b-day, some of the guys brought airsoft guns, its some new fad around here... well they decided they would shoot everybody that didnt have one, and they did. But after a while it got dark and we went for a walk... Theres a cemetery a mile from thew house so we were gonna walk... id never been before cuz that nite they did i was w/ stef and she was worried about that dude so we went back. But anyway i found out theres a civil war cemetery just a little further past the other one, and some people wanted to go. I didnt cuz they had to walk through 2 fields to get there and i was wearing good clothes so some of us headed back...Then some freaky sh!t happened. We were walkin and we heard a car so we stepped to the side to let it go by. Then we saw 2, lights like a car come up over the hill and disappear. The whole way back i swear to the lord above i heard someone whispering in my ear, and i would turn and nothin would be there.
Halfway back we met birdget jad and brittany. They wanted to go to the civil war cemetery, but they didnt wanna walk. so they took bridgets car, i was gonna go back but her car is so small i knew we couldnt all fit in it. Ryan whos like my best friend, and the biggest perv ive ever met and no not like the funny kind like the scary stalker sort of guy, he likes everybody, he'll take anything he can get, even a guy w/ b00bs. He said hed go with him so i kinda told him ya know you cant all fit in the car so hang back and we'll swim. He said ok and they left. We hung out and played pool for a while and when the girls got back they said tyler and squirrel were comin. Tyler is jades bf and squirrel is a |)umb &%^. They were both drunk so just like three girls and a guy went out and they were out there for atleast an hour. The guy that went was branstetter, god hes a F*&)ing pr1ck. He just the biggest @$$ ull ever meet. But when they got back it was like 12 or 1 so we went swimmin, we were all playin b-ball, when out of nowwhere the girls Bridget Brittany and somebody else all grabbed me. I said ladies ladies there enough to go around lets get out and just do the job and come back and swim. Well they werent thinkin what i was thinkin which was foursome, then they dunked me, so then all H3ll broke loose and everybody was dunkin everybody... i stopped and hung to the side. Then bridget came over and told me to protect her, i said from who...i was answered with a noseful of water. Had it been Branstetter i would have jacked him in the schmelon, but it was my best friend Chris. Hes our star b-ball player, and like the toughest sophomore ive ever met, so i tried to grab him and i went down a few more times, after about five minutes of him dunkin me he turned around. Mistrake number one, i wrapped my hands around his stomach and jerked up as hard as i could. i freakin like whats it called, german suplex, those of you who know what that means. We both slammed into the water but i didnt care, because i got chris and thats all i was worried about. Boy did i get it when we both came up.
Later at like 4 people were startin to fall asleep. Sam was snoring ( hes a freshman so it wasnt cool with us ) so me and branstetter got bridget to go plug his nose, and we videotaped it. We had the night vision on so we wouldnt have to turn on the lights. He rose up in the bed af6ter a second or 2 and omg on the video it was so freaky , his eyes looked solid black, it was hilarious. We're pranksters when it comes to parties and sleepin people. Now lemme give you a lil bit of background. Me and muy friend jon and some other guys videotaped jon stickin a hotdog in spicers mouth. It was hilarious, and josh wanted to get the freshman so i was like ok, cuz as long as ur a prankster and ur with them, u wont get it. So we got a "weiner" thats what we say in the video, and a panty liner pad dealy, their sticky. I was in the bathroom gettin the pad and i had the weiner and josh put the cam on me, so i put the hotdog in my crotch area and started dancin around, after watching it it was hilarious. So we got sam with the wein er, we got luke with the weiner and pad, and tanner with the weiner, we wrote freshman on the pad, they were all freshman, we videotaped it of course. Maybe we should post our stuff on the net. Thats a good idea. Anyway ryan fell asleep, and i would never forgive myself if i didnt get him. so we stuck the pad on him real slow, and it stayed on for a while then he ripped it off and went bak to sleep.
All in all it was pretty freakin awesome, im goin to a lockin tonite so ill hook u up with the DL. YO CHECK IT AFTER THIS MESSAGE IF YOU THINK I SHOULD HAVE A REALITY TV SHOW GIMME A REPLY OR SOMETHIN!!! HOLLA AT A PLAYA!!!!!!