I am, but I didn't know for the most of the day that it was St. Patrick's day.

I have trouble as well, as I'm really skinny, but only moderately tall, so most jeans that are long enough are twice my waist size, and most jeans that are small enough in the waist make high-waters look normal in comparison.

I'd say it shouldn't be allowed. You're suppose to love your kids regardless of what they may be, so just be happy that you can have a child; I know too many people that wish they could give birth to their own child, but a disorder with them prevents them from having one, forcing them to adopt instead. Also, if you want a boy/girl, just go adopt one instead of waiting 9 months to become mad about what you were given.

Nope, I don't want one, plus I would never use it.