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Tank Johnson, Dumbass Evolved

Tank Johnson says gun arrest 'opened my eyes'

Oh is that so, Tank? Opened your eyes? As if you honestly believed you were in the right by hording three semi-automatic rifles, three handguns and 550 rounds of ammuntition in your bedroom? How did you and your attorney manage to plead not guilty with a straight face? Oh yeah, you're a football player, that's right. Sure moron, they'll let you keep on playing, right?

Did the first 30 times the police visited your home in two years not give you a hint that perhaps you were a **** up in the eyes of the law?

You're a real piece of work Tank.

"It showed me that you've got to be more careful with who you surround yourself with and some of the time you spend off the field," Johnson said.

Really Tank, were those shady types the ones who forced you to maintain a greater arsenal than that of your local police department? It took you getting arrested three times in 18 months to realize that you had a problem?

"It's taught me that the [Bears] organization, they do a great job of supporting their players ," Johnson said. "It's taught me a lot about my teammates ... You know, you don't know a lot of times what people think about you until you go through a tough situation. For our guys to come rally behind me, it taught me a lot about my situation and my teammates. "

They backed you up because of the injury to Tommie Harris you dolt and you know it.

But hey, as long as he racks up some sacks and a turnover, we're cool man. Lock and load baby!

Idiot.