Yes, this is quite a lazy post, but I am eager to get to 21 (that's 7x3 you know) so this will suffice. Also, it may have just been dumb luck but there are a literal ton of ironic things about these facts.

1. Coke is used to clean up blood spills on the highways. Yep, the Mythbusters proved it.

2. Ten body parts are only three letters long: eye, ear, leg, arm, jaw, gum, toe, hip, and rib. What about ass?

3. A coward was originally a boy who took care of cows. So are farmers cowards?

4. Alexander Graham Bell made a taking doll that said "Mama" when he was a young boy in Scotland. He never telephoned his wife or mother, as they were both deaf. *Irony*

5. Despite his great scientific and artistic achievement, Leonardo Da Vinci was most proud of his ability to bend iron with his bare hands. Well I would be too if I could make the Hulk turn pink with envy.

6. Queen Victoria eased the discomfort of her menstrual cramps by having her doctor supply her with marijuana. Sounds like great fun.

7. Hitler's great-great-grandmother was a Jewish Maid. *Irony #2*

8. Hrand Araklein, a Brink's car guard, was killed when $50,000 worth of quarters fell on him and crushed him. See? That raining money wish you made in first grade would have gone terribly wrong.

9. *Warning, Captain Cruelty has made his mark* A fierce gust of wind flew forty-five-year-old Vittorio Luise's car into a river near Naples, Italy, in 1980. He managed to break a window, climb out, and swim to shore, where a tree blew over and killed him.

10. *Again Captain Cruelty and the Irony King strike* In 1911, Bobby Beach broke nearly all the bones in his body after surviving a barrel ride (do a barrel roll!) over Niagara Falls. Some time later in New Zealand, he slipped on a banana and died from the fall.

11. In 1982, the last member of a group of people who believed the earth was hollow died. But a new one was born May 1993, not really. (?)

12. *Irony AGAIN* The slogan on New Hampshire license plates is "Live Free or Die." These license plates are manufactured by prisoners in the state prison in Concord.

13. There is an airport in Calutta named Dum Dum Airport. *snicker*

14. There are no clocks in Las Vegas gambling casinos. Well, if time flies when you have fun, it must have just threw itself out the window then.

15. The largest object ever found in the Los Angeles sewer system was a motorcycle. Apparently they are getting very liberal with the licenses recently.

16. In 1980, a Las Vegas hospital suspended workers for betting on when patients would die. What's wrong with that, I think it is just a way their show that there is an up-side to every situation.

17. Ted Turner owns 5 percent of New Mexico. Darn, that would be awesome to have. I would make my own country out of it: Newer Mexico

18. The only person to ever play golf on the moon was Alan Shepard. His golf ball was never found. Says you, how do you think the repairman reacted when I told him a celestial golf ball impaled my house like a meteor?

19. Dolphins jump out of the water to conserve energy. It is easier to move through the air than through the water. Truly, they are a brilliant species, we should fear them.

20. *I have been waiting for this one* In 1983, Atari dumped thousands upon thousands of Atari 2600 E.T. The Extra Terrestrial cartridges into a New Mexican landfillbecause of the extreme lack of sales and over-production. This is just another reason why owning Newer Mexico would be awesome.

Yes yes, copyrights and all that rot. Most of the facts were from the Book of Useless Information and commentary provided by one Marshal of Hopalop.

Frayed nerves and broken bones do not a weak man make.