I was just looking through my old computer programs and I noticed that among them was a little orange icon with a stupid looking dog on it. When I saw the name next to it my retinas almost incinerated behind my eyes. "Disney's Toontown Online"... Instantly, horrifying and shameful memories of me actually enjoying playing the game rushed through my head. Just out of morbid curiosity, I started Toontown up and picked my character, Silly Wally Pinkertooth. I found myself throwing pies at robots and being unable to communicate properly to all the idiots surrounding me. My fat horse toon was drawing unwanted attention while walking through dark alleyways. He was then curbstomped and robbed by a bunch of 12-year-old prepubesant morons disguised as pink mice and blue rabbits. Not knowing what to do, I simply listened to their half-ass insults being thrown at me. Most of the time I was tempted to kill myself over the thought that there are probably thousands of kids (and adults) throw insults that weak at people everyday. Suddenly, it hit me. What if--by some bizzarre way of happening--Toontown waspurposefully making kids lose their real-life friends and lower themselves to the status of internet douschebags who actually attempt to insult people that can only be known for their little blue rabbits or pink mice that represent them? It was a frightening thought. I immediately closed the game, uninstalled it from my computer, and vowed never to play an MMORPG ever again, no matter how many geek friends tell me to join. God only knows how longI can hold out...

What is it with people and "sensitivity" lately. As you can see by my avatar and profile banner, I'm a big fan of the original Manhunt. As soon as I heard that Manhunt 2 was coming out while watching G4, I just about blew a load in my pants. Then I heard it's been delayed because of AO rating controversy. Hopefully when Postal 3 comes out, this kind of crap won't happen.

Arrrgh! So, so aggrevating.

1/12 -- Xbox 360 is running smoothly

1/13 -- Xbox 360 is unable to read all disks

         -- Angry

1/14 -- Xbox 360 shows the three red lights

         -- Sad, confused, and hurt...

Of course, Microsoft isn't fessing up to their mistakes and I'm not really willing to pay extra money for a replacement when it's their fault. I'll wait until Microsoft comes clean before I send in for a replacement.

*clears throat*

Most likely you're here because you are bored, misguided, mentally disturbed, or simply by chance. But whatever could have possibly motivated you to view my "blog" is beyond me...

Anywho...

Looking forward to getting my shiny new Xbox-360 for Xboxmas--ha, corny joke there *snicker*--I heard some people got mugged after leaving the store upon purchasing their PS3. Gettin' a little crazy out there, eh? So, to be courteous to my teeth, nose, and other body parts, I have decided to wait 'til things settle down before I go out and by my PS3...

*looks at gun rack*
*thinks*
Eh... No, no. I'll wait.